by Rustee Jux January 24, 2009
Get the St. Cule mug.A new religion based off the sappy Mormon-written Twilight series. It has no tax exempt status, very few members, a prayer ripped off from the Lord's Prayer, and the majority of the congregation are virginal girls (not of the hot kind, either).
Basically, cullenism is basically the Church Of Scientology except, would you believe it - their members are far more insane, you have to replace aliens with "sexeh vampires OMG TEAM EDWARD YAAAY!" and instead of being founded by a failure of a science-fiction writer, it's based off the masturbation fodder of a Mormon homemaker.
Basically, cullenism is basically the Church Of Scientology except, would you believe it - their members are far more insane, you have to replace aliens with "sexeh vampires OMG TEAM EDWARD YAAAY!" and instead of being founded by a failure of a science-fiction writer, it's based off the masturbation fodder of a Mormon homemaker.
Girl 1: What religion do you believe in?
Girl 2: I'M A BELIEVE IN CULLENISM OMGTWILIGHTISSOGREATEDWARDISSOHOTDHIDHSfjhahfw
Girl 1: God, that is retarded.
Girl 2: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.
Girl 2: I'M A BELIEVE IN CULLENISM OMGTWILIGHTISSOGREATEDWARDISSOHOTDHIDHSfjhahfw
Girl 1: God, that is retarded.
Girl 2: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.
by R.Pattz December 22, 2008
Get the cullenism mug.A fictional character in Stephenie Meyer's novel series Twilight. He is a vampire with the ability to read minds with the exception of Bella Swan.
Not only is he the world's oldest virgin, he is also the world's oldest pedophile.
Many girls within the 12-15 age range, are infatuated with him, and have created this need for the "perfect" boy whom also happens to be a vampire. Once they realize that no such boy exist, they start to believe that Edawrd Cullen is real, and read the book more than 2 times, to help push the idea further, along with their insanity.
Not only is he the world's oldest virgin, he is also the world's oldest pedophile.
Many girls within the 12-15 age range, are infatuated with him, and have created this need for the "perfect" boy whom also happens to be a vampire. Once they realize that no such boy exist, they start to believe that Edawrd Cullen is real, and read the book more than 2 times, to help push the idea further, along with their insanity.
Beth - OMG!!!!!! I am TOTALLY going to marry EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!! We are TOTALLY made for each other!!!!!!!!!
Allie - You're in love with a guy who doesn't even EXIST? Have fun trying to marry your book....
Allie - You're in love with a guy who doesn't even EXIST? Have fun trying to marry your book....
by adome March 26, 2009
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cut´ler: Origin--Jay Cutler, NFL Chicago Bears quarterback 2009-present.
(verb): 1.) To wuss out, particularly in competitive situations; 2.) to give up or quit an important task, especially with an air of ambivalence or even arrogance; 3.) to feign an injury or disability to avoid an uncomfortable task.
(noun): 1.) A person who frequently cutlers; 2.) a person who abandons his friends or co-workers in a critical situation.
cut´ler: Origin--Jay Cutler, NFL Chicago Bears quarterback 2009-present.
(verb): 1.) To wuss out, particularly in competitive situations; 2.) to give up or quit an important task, especially with an air of ambivalence or even arrogance; 3.) to feign an injury or disability to avoid an uncomfortable task.
(noun): 1.) A person who frequently cutlers; 2.) a person who abandons his friends or co-workers in a critical situation.
verb:
1.) “Are you going to finish this pie-eating contest, or are you going to cutler on me?"
2.) “He completely cutlered the presentation to the condo board; he handed it off to Mandy and the board is considering removing him from the building.” “Yeah, but the board is just as gutless as he is—they’ll never kick him out.”
3.) "Fred cutlered a hernia so he wouldn’t have to help his girlfriend move into her new apartment.” "Yeah, but she’s so hard up she’ll never dump him.”
noun:
1.) “I really expected that Gus would show to do my brain surgery, but he bailed on me and Mandy is going to do it instead.” “I told you not to rely on him—he’s been a cutler as long as I have known him.”
2.) “The walking dead are surrounding us, and Gus is the only one who knows how to work the eliminator, but he ran away.” “Yeah, the guy pulled a complete cutler; have Mandy do it.”
1.) “Are you going to finish this pie-eating contest, or are you going to cutler on me?"
2.) “He completely cutlered the presentation to the condo board; he handed it off to Mandy and the board is considering removing him from the building.” “Yeah, but the board is just as gutless as he is—they’ll never kick him out.”
3.) "Fred cutlered a hernia so he wouldn’t have to help his girlfriend move into her new apartment.” "Yeah, but she’s so hard up she’ll never dump him.”
noun:
1.) “I really expected that Gus would show to do my brain surgery, but he bailed on me and Mandy is going to do it instead.” “I told you not to rely on him—he’s been a cutler as long as I have known him.”
2.) “The walking dead are surrounding us, and Gus is the only one who knows how to work the eliminator, but he ran away.” “Yeah, the guy pulled a complete cutler; have Mandy do it.”
by undergarment February 26, 2011
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by pentozali March 27, 2008
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