A subtle derivation of the original breaded cutlet, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana is only possible during the heaviest part of the female menstruation cycle and after the subject has contracted a yeast infection.
After gently dipping the ‘cutlet’ in the ‘egg batter’, remove, and then roll in ‘bread crumbs’. Re-insert quickly and rub vigorously as to shed the bloody lining of the uterus while irritating the yeast infection to a froth of ‘cheese’. Viola, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana!
After gently dipping the ‘cutlet’ in the ‘egg batter’, remove, and then roll in ‘bread crumbs’. Re-insert quickly and rub vigorously as to shed the bloody lining of the uterus while irritating the yeast infection to a froth of ‘cheese’. Viola, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana!
Chip: "Even after going out with Cindy for two years, she still won't have sex with me during her period."
Dale: "Bummer."
Chip: "No worries, I'm gonna feed her a Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana down at Coney Island."
Dale: "High-Five!"
Dale: "Bummer."
Chip: "No worries, I'm gonna feed her a Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana down at Coney Island."
Dale: "High-Five!"
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Some cutlets with stubble will appear as breaded chicken cutlets. Add marinara sauce and mozz, a nice glass of chianti, and you are ready to chow down. Yummy yum-yum.
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Maria's cutlets were so fuckin' meaty that I needed a loaf of bread to sop up all the juice when I went down on that thick trench. Uuuuuuuuuu-fa!
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