spooge crystals

White crusty substance that has been left over after mansoup spills on furniture and dries.

I went to sit on my couch and noticed my roommate left spooge crystals all over my favorite spot.

My girlfriends bangs were stuck to her forehead due to spooge crystals.

by Ima P Ness April 25, 2010

Playing James Madison's Crystal Flute

Performing fellatio on a public official to harpsichord accompaniment while wearing a powdered wig in the hope of receiving a well-paying political appointment in exchange for one's efforts.

Publicus only got that job as Secretary of Agriculture by playing James Madison's Crystal Flute. Based on the speed with with his nomination was confirmed, he must be a flutist of some distinction.

by The Consent of the Governed September 29, 2022

Crystal Queer

The precise moment that somebody realizes that they are gay.

Herb didn't know why his thoughts dwelled on Chad. It was only after much thought that Herb realized that he was in love. It was crystal queer.

by backotruck January 10, 2013

Crystal clear

Something transparently clear or easily understandable.

Gave me crystal clear definition.

by Crystal_clear February 3, 2010

Crystal Girl

A crystal girl is a girl who carries around crystals everywhere she goes, she usually wears dramatic eyeliner and has dyed hair. Most crystal girls are also very spiritual and often try to make their non spiritual friends buy crystals. They are also very energetic and bring positive energy into your life.

The Crystal Girl: OMG hey Emma I just bought a NEW ROSE QUARTZ!! you should TOTALLY TRY IT YAAYAYYA, LOOK i just made my crush fall in love with me by manifesting him!!!!!!!!

Emma: ok

by swaggerlife1235 February 15, 2021

Zorch Crystal

See bodaggit, pieces of left over toilet paper from yesterday's crap. Often discovered when wiping one's ass while crapping the next day.

Dude, I had so many zorch crystals in my ass crack yesterday. It was from the cheap toilet paper I used at school yesterday.

by zorcher June 13, 2009

crystal menthe

A strong alcoholic beverage invented in August of 2006 in the Bahamas. As said by the name, it's most potent ingredient is Creme de Menthe. This obviously gives the drinker an overwhelming sensation that they are drinking listerine. Best taken in very small shots after slightly inebriated.

The name was a spin-off joke on the drug crystallized methamphetamine.

- "You wanna do shots?"
~ "Yeah, let's see how many crystal menthes we can handle."
- "No way, that stuff's way too strong .. and expensive."

by little orphan annie September 18, 2006