Crystal Methin'

Crystal Methin' = a word commonly used by chavs to describe something as good. Used by MC Devvo. Refers to methamphetamine, a highly potent illegal drug.

Woah, dik'ed that was fuckin crystal methin'!

by Matt Scheepers August 29, 2007

Magnet of Crysteries

Magnet of Crysteries is actually Cabinet of Mysteries said by a drunk "dead" robot named Vision after accidentally eating a chewing gum. No offence Wanda!

Illusion : And now ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale, I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!
Glamour: Cabinet of Mysteries!
Illusion: Yeah, yeah, what she said.

by Loki approves Johnlock February 5, 2021

The Crystal Method

America's answer to the Chemical Brothers. Formed in 1993 by Ken Jordan and Scott Kirkland. Albums by them are: Vegas, Tweekend, and Legion of Boom.

I was listening to tweekend the other day, and my dog started breakdancing. I was like OMGWTFBBQ!??!?

by filthynastydirtypervertedpoosnatcher December 27, 2004

chrystian

The most amazing guy in the world, great personality, strong as fuck and very dirty minded. A chrystian also has a large ass cock and is just fucking amazing, hard hitter with the ladys. Very talented and a perfect friend, if you meet a chrystian then u have lived.

Oh my gosh i was with chrystian and he was amazing. I wish i could spend the rest of my life with him!

by Ekkcnekcek May 27, 2017

crystal light

A flavored powder you add to water to make it taste splendid. Comes in a variety of flavors such as peach, lemonade, grapefruit, rasberry, etc... Most importantly makes a very fine alcoholic drink.

This peach crystal light really frolics with the vodka.

by pineapple mafia May 15, 2006

professional crastinator

One who waits until the very last second to do anything, but still gets it done. One who will do anything and everything he/she can to put off work, including writing definitions into the Urban Dictionary. One who procrastinates in every aspect in his or her life.

"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm a Professional Crastinator"
"What's that?"
"Hold on, I'll tell you in a minute."

by Burtrum May 13, 2008

lester crest

a master mind genius who is a loner that does a lot of heist and has no social life

lester crest: u wanna do a heist

by incognito user May 30, 2020