crusterfuck

When a person has sex before their penis stitches have healed.

After his adult circumcision, Misha was advised to be gentle with his anatomy until his skin had healed completely: No tight underwear, no masturbating, and definitely no crusterfucking.

by driedupcontactlens July 16, 2015

Crusted Over

When you don’t wipe and poop dries up, holding your butthole together

Brad: ”why are you walking weird”
John:”dude I’m just crusted over”

by BigDikBilly November 9, 2019

Cruster

a nasty ass person (anti-racist term)

yo that boy a CRUSTER ass mf

by Stankball November 17, 2020

Crusted

Antonym for bussin. Crusted means bad or not as good as expected experience or object.

That party last night was crusted. My moms dinner was straight crusted af.

by Crusted.creator August 11, 2021

crusted

3am food

BROOO that hummas is so crusted

by bizzzzthefizzzz November 19, 2021

Crusted

To be cool, sick, gnarly, awesome

“Damn bro that’s so crusted!”
“Gina is so crusted!”
“That latte art is crusted af!”

by anonymous August 8, 2022

Crusted

Used to describe anything crusty, rusty, flakey, tarnished, dusty, dirty, mucky, or lucky.

Bruh Mario's dog is so fucking crusted.

by ShmooLover69420 November 28, 2022