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Jesus cruisers

(Jee•ZUS•CRU•zers) n. sandals. usually with simple leather straps.
That hippy was wearing his Jesus cruisers in the winter! That dude was a hard core Deadhead.
by SAMMER OF THE GODS July 12, 2006
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cruiser troopers

Twelvies that take one sip out of a Vodka Cruiser (flavoured vodka drink) and then caption it with 'OMG SOOOO SMASHD' (or words to that effect. Usually accompanied by a duckface with the V sign in a selfie photo posted to social media sites.
Cruiser Troopers can be located at underage parties, train stations, local shopping centres or even down the police station being charged with underage drinking.
Ricky: Jesus, Natalie and her friends are cruiser troopers.
Dicky: Look at them making duckfaces and taking selfies.
Ricky: I hope they get picked up by a blue light taxi soon.
by KTV484 June 20, 2014
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California Cruiser

Stoner, pothead, or frequent cannabis-user; a high person, someone who is really baked (from having just completed a roadie).
Jeff (devil-eyed and reeking of dank): "Dude, where is your bathroom?"

Gas station attendant 1: "Down the hall on your left."

Gas station attendant 2: "Looks like we got ourselves a California Cruiser."

Gas station attendant 1: "YEAUP!"
by juanvaldez213 May 19, 2010
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Colinwood cruisers

The Colinwood cruisers are a deadly gang located in Co3! The cruisers stalk their prey from the bench and or the brick wall. The follow any ops down the alleyway and rob all their goods; money, blems, loud and other bits of loot. The leader of the cruisers is a fierce man who goes by the name of BottomWeed or BigJordz. BottomWeeds right hand man known as Savvo2bummy is in control of all the ygs. Cruiser yutes- Harrison swift, Wilson nit, Alicia moore (tranny) and Connor watkinnnsssss!!!!!!!
“I’m off home now, I’ll speak to you on ps4”
“Alright In a bit mate, be careful you don’t run into the colinwood cruisers, wouldn’t want you getting hurt
by So sly October 17, 2019
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Urban Cruiser

As described by Jeremy Clarkson, Someone who isn't allowed 200 meters within an elementary school.
Jeremy Clarkson: The Toyota Urban Cruiser is the stupidest car name known to man!
by Jerkyman97 April 22, 2019
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Maui Cruiser

Total pos car used by all nonmaterialistic or surfer/stoner type residents of Hawaii. Frequently dented, multi-colored, rusted out and slept in. Any sketchy looking automobile or a prehistoric gas guzzler, of the four door variety, with no a/c, horn, working lighter, etc.
1. One man's hoopty is another man's maui cruiser.

2. I thought it was the best vacation sex ever, until he offered to take me to the airport and I saw his maui cruiser. That car had to be 20 years older than he was!
by hotboxin February 3, 2005
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cruiser spooning

When you drive down the highway and see two cops pulled long side one another facing in opposite directions and they are doing nothing.
I was driving down the road the other day and flew past 2 cops cruiser spooning and neither one of them bothered to move to come after me.
by five_point_OH October 22, 2010
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