The crowley

This curse only takes action upon those who commit the following who also happen to be emo: The act of any female lactating(secreting milk from the mammary glands) while undergoing any of the following terms: alaskan fire dragon, peter peter blumpkin eater, Manhattan Transfer, or anything including Tabasco, a car battery, a bluetooth earpiece(with frosting), and/or an olive. If all of the above terms happen while she is lactating tickle her feet call her Rosie O' Donnell and then play tetris with a Turkish monkey's cousin. This will thus break the curse of The crowley. However if all of these acts occur during one sunday morning on Feb. 29th without lube kill yourself and all of those who participated. For if this is not done it will bring upon death and horrible destruction to everyone by the hands of Toast..ruler of the underworld.

wow....I heard about this girl who actually killed herself after committing a The crowley on Feb. 29th in 2008.
HOLY CRAP YO! You can see the future?!?

by King Phillip IIXXIIVIIIIXXXMMMMX April 18, 2007

Crowleying

Its like Joshing, joking, kidding, etx. Based on the legendary Crowley (formerly Josh)

Dude chill out! Im just Crowleying!

by CrowleyLover123 September 6, 2025

Crowley

For a Crowley no one knows your first name, just your last. You eat gas station sushi and oysters from a Chinese buffet.

Did you see that Crowley order oysters from Shan's? Wow what a Crowley.

by Jamie Baxxteer April 26, 2022

Cian crowley

A bubble butt that cause those 30” inch jeans to be pushed to the max

Ah you, those are Cian crowley pants

by Bilbobilbo March 24, 2023

Sgt. Crowley

noun. a pint of blue moon beer with an orange. Named after the beer of choice by Boston's Sgt. Crowley at the Obama's Beer Summit in the White House Rose Garden.

Nothing beats a cool glass of Sgt. Crowley on a warm summer's day!

by the bro show August 3, 2009

Jack Crowley

Fucking mastermind

"finabache sequence " - Jack Crowley in Mr Robertsons class

by Heisenberg_Fan1994 December 13, 2022