croatian crowbar 

When three guys get together and simultaneously dock on one side of the middle man and buttfuck on the other. The opposite of the Bosnian Seesaw.

That guy really took the Croatian Crowbar like a champ!

croatian crowbar by LtDan's Dirty Stumps February 5, 2020

spanish crowbar 

The act of sticking your hard cock into a girls ass and using it to pry it open wide, like it was a crowbar

Man i totally hooked her up with a spanish crowbar last night, now when the wind blows i can hear her ass hum.

spanish crowbar by slaptheebass August 7, 2009

crimson crowbar 

slang for the male genitalia

that turd bent his crimson crowbar up that bitch last night

crimson crowbar by jon ronson July 29, 2006

the crowbar

During sex , typically reverse cowgirl or standard ( the girl on top ) the man gets the angle correct and jolts , slams the woman down with right force and trajectory to bend , snap the penis

I did the crowbar last night

I got crowbarred last night

the crowbar by CrowbarG December 13, 2017

kentucky crowbar 

Usually found in the state of Kentucky, but may happen near you. It is the act of your sister using your boner for leverage while she is licking your asshole.

I had raging morning wood after breakfast so my sister gave me the Kentucky Crowbar .

kentucky crowbar by Trust in Beezer. May 30, 2016

fart a crowbar 

An expression used to display emotions of suprise or anger in the face of an unexpected event.

Often occuring together with Shit a brick

"Shit a brick, fart a crowbar! i musta seen that car a thousand times!"

fart a crowbar by Kiplodogda June 3, 2006

Alaskan Crowbar 

When ya girl is sliding one of her nostrils over ya dick and ya tickle her other nostril and she sneezes your load out the other side.

Becky was giving me an Alaskan Crowbar and it was the most memorable event of my life.

Alaskan Crowbar by Young Dagger Dck March 6, 2019