Bloody good footballer who is 6ft 6" and performs with some bloody good headers. Crouchy plays for Liverpool FC and England, and he's rather good.
by Raphael June 18, 2006
Get the peter crouch mug.A Barty Crouch Jr occurs during sex when you blast a fresh coat of jism on your partner's chin, close enough to the mouth, that your partner can lick it in such a way that resembles Barty Crouch Jr licking his lips in the Harry Potter series.
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To stay and live on your couch instead of going out with your friends. Usually involves pot smoking.
Person 1: Did you call Angela?
Person 2: Yeah, but she didn't answer.
Person 1: Damn it, she must be at home being couchy.
Person 2: Yeah, but she didn't answer.
Person 1: Damn it, she must be at home being couchy.
by brezeeus March 18, 2011
Get the Couchy mug.My homegirl needed to do the crouching tiger out on the side of the road since we were too far away from an actually restroom.
by constar630 August 6, 2009
Get the crouching tiger mug.The act of jumping and systematically crouching almost instantaneously after, usually to reach a higher objective/platform then previously unattainable. It is also a common tactic used in most FPS games to dodge bullets in combat and make themselves harder to track. Though, it is impossible to perform in real life.
Most recent games penalize jumping by making a player temporarily slower after the aformentioned action, making the Jump Crouch tactic much less effective and mostly rendered a last ditch effort. Though, mastery of this skill will have you spinning circles around your enemies.
Most recent games penalize jumping by making a player temporarily slower after the aformentioned action, making the Jump Crouch tactic much less effective and mostly rendered a last ditch effort. Though, mastery of this skill will have you spinning circles around your enemies.
Dragonforce43 Jump crouched up onto that ledge
Spartan2560 Jump Crouched and got me!!1!
OMG! u dont know how 2 jump crouch? fag lol
Spartan2560 Jump Crouched and got me!!1!
OMG! u dont know how 2 jump crouch? fag lol
by CommandoDude February 7, 2008
Get the jump crouch mug.Damn this crouch, I can't see the tv now because my knees are in the way.
I have to bend down to sit on the crouch.
Is that a dogbed or your crouch?
I have to bend down to sit on the crouch.
Is that a dogbed or your crouch?
by Kellibaby January 17, 2009
Get the CROUCH mug.When two Asians are in the 69 position. As the female performs fellatio, she pauses for a moment, grabs the male's penis and strategically stretches the penis and places it between her partner's butt cheeks to ensure that it cannot swing back into its correct position, therefore hiding the dragon. The male, perplexed at the current situation, quickly gets up into couching tiger position and ejaculates on his bum.
"Me and my bitch were 69-ing last night and she gave me a reverse crouching tiger, hidden dragon. It was a sticky situation."
by Daisy L. May 30, 2007
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