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crosstown traffic

Crosstown traffic is a unique and pleasurable sexual act involving two partners of either gender. It is performed by evenly aligning both partners' anuses and having one partner crap inside of his/her partner's anus. The recieving end of the act has been described as pleasant, yet messy.
Alfonso: "Did you guys have sex?

Maurice: "No, but we did crosstown traffic."

Alfonso: "Awesome!"
by Dangerous Larry December 31, 2007
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Crosstown Beef

When a person has beef with another person, from another area, For example John Queens, NY and Mike Bed-Stuy, NY Then the beef takes place across town.
Mos: Whats Up Medina, Who givin' you static

Medina: Some fool from West

Mos: Word Up! Crosstown Beef
by Cool Wayne May 3, 2007
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Crossroads

A nick name for the beer Rolling Rock. Rolling rock is often called R & R, Which also stands for crossroads like in a road/railroad track.
1. If you come over tonight, you better bring those crossroads!

2. I could use a crossroad right about now.
by Mr. Rolling Rock November 10, 2007
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Crisscross

To intersert instruments such as, Penis, Fingure ect.. in a subjects anus forcefully while they are unaware.
while having sex with you're girlfriend, quickly pull out the penis or use the index fingure and forcefully insert it inside her anus while she is unaware it and say "Crisscross" before she kills you.

This is a tridition to all and a must try for all you dare devils.
by Ibanana January 16, 2013
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Kentucky Crossbow

When a female gender poops or sharts while wearing a thong. After this a male gender takes the soiled garment and holds it horizontally in front of a mirror. He then draws it back like a crossbow and snaps the shitty garment at the mirror, resulting in a fury of fecal matter on your mirror.
"Oh man I missed a spot shaving this morning because my roomate did a kentucky crossbow last night, and the mirror was filthy."


"The only good thing about that mexican restaurant was that my ol' lady got the shits, so I was able to do a few kentcuky crossbows last night
by Urban Andy February 8, 2009
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SHOTGUN CROSSBOW.

Double-barreled shotgun crossbow used by Willem Dafoe's character in the 2010 vampire horror film Daybreakers. The single greatest vampire-slaying weapon this side of the sun.
Okay Ash, you've got the chainsaw. Buffy, you get Mr. Pointy. I get the SHOTGUN CROSSBOW.
by AmbroseKalifornia January 9, 2010
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Dimensional Crossroads

A supposed "Game Idea" made by a user on Gamefaqs that is so bad it is literally somewhat of a meme on the Current Events and Nonstop Gaming General boards.

It's a reminder of on how NOT to make a Video Game Idea.
"While your Game Idea isn't the greatest, at least it's not as bad as Dimensional Crossroads."
by BigKahn August 24, 2012
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