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Cronked

A word that I made up for fucked, messed up or fucked up
Ex. Yo I got cronked
by MadisonJago April 17, 2021
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Noun: Another word for any natural large hole found in a human being.
Adjective: To change or alter a cronk.
Person 1: Oi mate what's with your butt cronk
Person 2: Oi don't go around insulting my butt cronk what's with ya nose cronks?
Person 1: Just got some piercings, that's all
by packofstains August 31, 2019
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Cronked

V. To be drunk and/or high
Bruh I got sooooo cronked last night
by Mliv July 17, 2020
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The name Cronk describes a beautiful and friendly boy. They're really kind and try to make the situation better by telling that everything is gonna be alright :D
Girl: OMG, look at Cronk, he's so cute!
Other Girl: awe, i love him sm :)
by Meep man :D February 2, 2020
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Cronk-Parroting

Someone, usually a member of senior management, who takes it upon themselves to impart detailed knowledge about various facets of SQL Server ( DB performance analysis, query costs, table optimisation and index creation) which all parties to the conversation know for certain that they have obtained from and are repeating the wisdom of, a proper SQL developer.
Robert spent rather too long on the call Cronk-Parroting the optimisations required to bring speed and inner peace to the users' lives.
by IT Dude 2 January 31, 2023
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Cronk

Cronk is when you shag a woman with no rubber,

the next day your knob is so hard that if you hit anything with your knob it goes cronk
The boys ask me how I got on last night?
I replied my knob is sore
The boys start to laugh and say you got cronk!
by Chris t warrior February 18, 2021
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