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Croissant Beour

A beour that works in a bakery tells you where to go everytime you’re looking for something. She usually doesn’t know where to tell you to go but when you get what you’re looking for you come back and show her. She’s always delighted to see whatever you
Come on sure we’ll ask the croissant beour where we can get trapes at this hour.

We may show the croissant beour the joints were after getting even though she didn’t know we were looking for them
by Jamezy October 5, 2023
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Croissant Lord

some person online (totally not me) who is an idiot
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Croissant Pocket

Folding foreskin over a warm food item for storage.
I stuffed a Taquito inside of my "Croissant Pocket."
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Croissant controller

A gay sex position where a person plays with their partners dick by wiggling around and twisting it like a bop it
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ur aunt a croissant

The strongest insult of all time, it will destroy every insult know to mankind the moment you utter this phrase. This insult should only be used by those who wish to destroy the planet.
Person1: ur mom gay
Person2: ur dad lesbian
Person1: ur granny tranny
Person2: ur grandpap a trap
Person1: ur uncy funcy
Person2 (the winner): well I did not want to do his Person1, but I must say it
Person1: no plz don’t
Person2: ur aunt a croissant
Literally everyone in the proximity of the earth: *explodes*
by Fastninjamichael April 4, 2018
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a famous vine in which a guy is holding a plate of food. another guy is standing on the stairs and yells to make the food guy jump. the food guy exclaims; ‘STAHP!! I coulda dropped my croissant!’
Raaaah!’ ‘Stop! I coulda dropped my croissant
by snowwhitesdwarfs December 18, 2017
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Your aunt a croissant

The insult to end all insults. The must destructive insult known to mankind, this insult can shake the universe to its very core and should only be used in times of extreme need.
Billy: ur mom gay
James: ur dad lesbian
Billy: ur granny tranny
James: ur grandpap a trap
Billy: ur sister a mister
James: ur brother ur mother
Billy: your aunt a croissant
James: *gets sent to the deepest and darkest realm of the abyss, wiped from existence*
by thotslayer2000 May 11, 2018
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