crock pot poop

The act of holding in your poop for an extended period of time allowing it to slowly "stew" inside...

Man that was a big crock pot poop I just had!!! I've been holding that in all day!!!

by Naughtynurse0813 November 1, 2015

Crock pot

Two 2l a acid bath with titanium dioxide and a electrostatic ball opened up to weld diamonds trademarks by Kaelen Cody William Granger

I've got the world in my crock pot

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

upside down crock-pot

Non existent sex life

Heather's favorite sex position is the upside down crock-pot.

by Eloshia July 19, 2017

put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

by M@x Power August 16, 2018

Crock-Pot Diaper

When you change a poop diaper and leave it in your car to stew and royally stink up your enclosed car.

Honey, did you leave a Crock-Pot Diaper in the car all day in this heat?

by rsablue September 17, 2021

Crock-potted

To be turned on slowly, over time

Angie told her husband, "You can't turn me on like a light-switch, I need to be crock-potted"

by Blendina Josephina July 18, 2016

Two Missionaries in a Crock-Pot

First recorded reference in "Mike and Molly" at season 1 episode 21 at -00:08:54 as a punchline.

Currently used to describe two (2)persons coital with two (2) others in the same room and everybody hopes it gets wierd.

So, half the people were on top, did ya'll end up like two missionaries in a crock-pot?

by Dctrsqr May 18, 2023