squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie, and wiggles himself around.

There are variations, such as crybaby squat which involves tears, and costume squat, where the man wears a costume of choice. There can be combinations of both, but not all pie sitters cry.

Also known as
Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moonpie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple Simon The Ass Man
Dutch Apple Ass

Tecnically they would be categorized as fetish videos, but nothing illegal. Just a man. A fully clothed man I might add, just all by himself. Just Mr. Wormald...Fully clothed....uh....yeah

Doing what?

Squat Cobbler

by Winchester1214 August 26, 2016

Oswald Cobblepot

A Batman villain existing in the dc comic universe also known as the penguin. In the tv show ‘Gotham’ he is portrayed by the funny, sweet, talented and handsome actor Robin Lord Taylor.

Ed: “where’s my husband Oswald Cobblepot?”

by Sisterswag May 19, 2019

cobbed

When sitting on the toilet, you reach over to tear off some toilet paper only to find that there's nothing but the cardboard tube, or cob, left on the roll.

There's no shitwipe left on the roll. I've been cobbed!

by Mr. Weebitzy December 7, 2013

cobbler top

When a girl wakes up the next morning and realizes she has a crusty top of jizz on her head.

After a long night of partying, the whole sorority woke up with cobbler tops.

by Shizbrowndub December 4, 2013

Clobber dat dere kirbeh

The call of a mad penguin declaring war on a pink Kirb. Oh and a video on youtube...

Im gonna clobber dat dere kirbeh
- King DeDeDe

by GalaxyDictionary August 13, 2019

Chobblesome

If something is worthy of talking about/mentioning to other people, it is considered to be chobblesome. The word derives from 10th Century Britain, where it is believed William, Duke of Normandy used it to describe the country before his invasion.

"Wow, this place is really chobblesome!"

by CharacterLimit June 23, 2022

Chobblesome

Chobblesome is a word used to describe speaking about something positively, similar to troublesome, except it is positive. This is a made-up word by Grian, a Minecraft YouTuber that participates in HermitCraft, a multiple survival server with many other YouTubers.

In Grian's most recent Season 9 Episode, Episode 14 (uploaded 23 June), Grian was dared by iskall85 (another HermitCraft YouTuber) to make up a word that has 3 syllables and to use it with 3 other HermitCraft YouTubers in a conversation while convincing them it's a real word.

Grian: Ah I was gonna say looking very chobblesome in that lovely blue and pink shirt, it looks good.
Ren: What does chobblesome mean? What is this word?
Grian: You know what it means.
Ren: Does one chob?
Grian: No, you are chobble- you're chobblesome.

by Xffect June 23, 2022