crowbar

To define someone who is not making any sense, or acting stupid, or defining any act of stupidity.

Jack left his card in the ATM machine for the third time, what a crowbar.

by pfunk325 March 14, 2010

crowbar face

Kelley Olsen's horrendous and disgusting facial features

"Kelley is such a crowbar face."

"fuck off"

by MXVSMK October 6, 2004

crowbar penis

A penis that is shaped like a crowbar (very bent)

WOW Aakash, u have a crowbar penis

by Aiainwhsuwjsj August 27, 2017

fart a crowbar

An expression used to display emotions of suprise or anger in the face of an unexpected event.

Often occuring together with Shit a brick

"Shit a brick, fart a crowbar! i musta seen that car a thousand times!"

by Kiplodogda June 3, 2006

Alaskan Crowbar

When ya girl is sliding one of her nostrils over ya dick and ya tickle her other nostril and she sneezes your load out the other side.

Becky was giving me an Alaskan Crowbar and it was the most memorable event of my life.

by Young Dagger Dck March 6, 2019

crowbar

One who has protruding front top teeth, which may be likend to the prongs of a crowbar (also, see pegs)

*In exclamation* "whottah crowbar..."

by WingNut September 5, 2003

crober

a term for people who enjoy activities sober, and take their soberness to an elevated state; exact opposite of crunk

Yo man, we're about to get mad crober. I'm bringin a bunch of soda and water.

by King Crober October 21, 2010