Croatian butter thrust

The Croatian butter thrust is an ancient sex practice that dates back to 200 A.D., and is a fun alternative to lube as well as a great bonding experience for couples. The first step is for a guy to start having sex with a girl. Right when he is about to cum, he pulls out and shoves a stick of butter up her vagina instead. Then, he proceeds to fuck her with the stick of butter until it melts. Warning: this can sometimes be very messy.

John: bro I gave Maria a Croatian butter thrust last night, it was so intense!

Craig: I wondered why your couch was so oily today!

by Martha August 23, 2014

Croatian Push-Back

When one is getting bummed by a gentleman and pushes back so hard the condom is turned inside out and becomes full of shit. This creates the perfect starting point for an Alababa Popsicle.

Tarquin: Oh Charles, push back harder!
Charles: Oops! I think I just did a Croatian Push-Back
Tarquin: ROFL

by iC3m4n September 28, 2015

Croatian Creamsicle

When an uncircumcised man holds his his foreskin open and one or more other males ejaculates into the opening.

After the football (soccer) game we all went back to Dinko's house. Since his team lost, he pulled out his hog and we gave him a Croatian Creamsicle.

by BloodLoad June 11, 2015

Croatian Goat Farmer

The act of tucking one's balls and penis between his legs, bending over, and having another lay on his back while eating the his ass hole out and being jacked off simultaneously.

Steve: "Jonathan gave me the BEST Croatian Goat Farmer last night."

by The Papa Bros. January 28, 2014

Croatian Mudslide

When you're having sex with someone then proceed to shit on their stomach, rub your hand in it; then shove it in their mouth.

"Dude I just gave this girl the best Croatian Mudslide last night..."

"That's disgusting..."

by Ovulate September 8, 2016

Croatian Cuddle

When a couple scissors each other while watching reality tv

Hey babe - it's time for a croatian cuddle

by eruboner July 15, 2018

Croatian Poetry Night

Achieving the impossible, despite insurmountable odds. Also used to describe the high one feels after having done the impossible; like selling a friend on the concept of translated Croatian Poetry.

"Dude, we got pulled over, the cop gave me a speeding ticket, and I was two hours late to the fashion awards. But I still managed to hook up with Elle McPherson."

"Total Croatian Poetry Night."

by crowgod December 29, 2007