Mexican Crispito

When a guy takes a shit in a girl's vagina, then fucks her and pulls his penis out. It has shit all over it and it looks like a messy mexican crispito.

Guy 1: "Damn that's a freaky book you're reading!"

Guy 2: "I know, listen to this one. Shit in a girl's vagina then fuck her. That one's called a Mexican Crispito!"

Guy 1: "Eww wtf?!!!!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

crispified

high without necessarily really trying

I can't believe he got crispified with only three tokes from a roach.

by markgg March 30, 2008

Crispilator

Person lifting shirt and flipping hair simutaniouly

HE does the crispilator to lure her in,

by Robert J. Sweet April 18, 2008

Chispito

The name you call for a lost cat, OR anyone who loses a cat in a third world country

Wil walked down the dirt path crying, "ChiSpiTo!"

Joselyn ran around aimlessly calling out for Chispito.

by baclegwuneled February 9, 2019

Schenectady Crispies

A cereal that's so freakin' good, it tastes twice- Once in your mouth and once in your esophagus.

I love Schenectady Crispies

by Phil H. September 8, 2003

crispies

Money, esp a 1 dollar bill; a single.

So named because of the crispiness of 1 dollar bills.

Also diminutive because $1 isn't a lot of money.

"I'd pay up to 15 crispies to see what her boobs look like" said Jamal.

by AndyFox1979 August 3, 2007

Crispin

A certain breed individuals who fails at everything. This person likes to think highly of them-self and they often forget what a tool bag they really are.

Theodore: " Yo my nigga Jay, did you make that hoop?"

Jay: " Nah.. crispin"

by sistafromanothamista1234 October 15, 2013