Chewing the cud

Thinking about something/someone for a long time.

Person 1: Whatcha doing?
Person 2: Just chewing the cud.
Person 1: Ahhh I see bruv.

by ShenMasta June 9, 2018

The Chewing Gum Effect

Offering anything to someone, including chewing gum, causes everyone in the group to want the same thing.

Sam offered Will a piece of gum and then Rob and Kevin asked, and then grabbed without recieving any answer, some gum for themselves. Thus the chewing gum effect was born!

by The Hooligan from Hell February 3, 2010

Crowing

When watching others have sex in a car, you climb up on the roof and take a dump through the open sunroof. Extra points are awarded if it lands in a cup holder.

Whilst at his favourite dogging site, Rob noticed the open sunroof of the Vauxhall Vectra... a sign the couple inside were willing participants for a good crowing!!

by Dodgy Foreigner October 20, 2018

chewing toffee

To walk in an exaggerated mince as though your buttocks were chewing toffee.

" Look at that raving queen chewing toffee!"

by dabheel parver October 5, 2004

the crowing

The Messianic figure in the story of Coheed and Cambria, a four part story by the lead singer. all of their songs tell parts of the story. Visit the message boards at www.coheedandcambria.com for more information.

Tim: Dude, I thought Coheed was the crowing, not claudio!
Johnny: You're retarded.

by Anti January 23, 2005

chewing gum chain

Chain chewing gum. When you're anxious about something and start maniacally chewing one gum after another (normally dedicating a few seconds to each gum, not taking all its flavour).

It can get addictive when you're really nervous. Its like soft drugs for kids. Afterwards, you feel funny.

Don't try it with Big Red though.

After his chewing gum chain, Jake felt sick and twice as nervous.

Jessica chain chewed a whole packet of Big Red and her mouth felt like burning shit the rest of the day.

by videosevennine March 12, 2010

Crowing

A Verb

Origin: First appeared in the central Texas; more commonly used in the lexicon of particular kind of Austin Folk.

It is believed to have been coined by a young lady named Meagan Heeren

Definition: To make constant and humorous mistakes.

Usage: Man i missed the dam exit.. totally crowing it up right now.

by lord of coco cabana! May 30, 2011