Crescent Girls' School

A girls school, duh. Known for being loud and being the best. It's also a future school. Cheers, for Crecent.

Crescent Girls' School: The best school in town

by Mary-loves-382 October 19, 2008

Crescent Moon

The act of shitting while in the process of mooning from a moving vehicle.

That dickhead is trying to pass me. Give him a crescent moon.

by Dwight Trash August 22, 2016

crescent

Abbreviation of "crescent fresh," a term of excited approval pioneered on the 1990's MTV sockpuppet show Sifl and Ollie. Based on the slogan for Pillsbury pop-and-bake dinner rolls, this phrase was used by "Chester" as an ironic '90's variant of "fresh," itself an '80's adjective of excited approval apparently derived from produce commercials --- for instance, the Tropicana orange juice commercial that featured Olympic victor Bruce Jenner, saying: "Tropicana Pure Premium --- for me, it's freshest." Notice that this implies that "freshness" is not an actual measurement of the time it takes a typical carton of product to market; "freshness" is now an interpretive category: "FOR ME, it's freshest."

"Oh shit, your tape is CRESS. The jams are crescent fresh. I'm playing it and I feel SO CRESCENT."

by James Corn October 20, 2003

Crescent City

The most northern harbor on the coast of California. Also, one of the most low-lying and smallest county seats in the state, the seat of Del Norte County. It holds the questionable distinctions of suffering more from tsunami than any other city in the 48 contiguous United States and being the locale of Pelican Bay.

Crescent City has a commercial fishing harbor, but not much of a shipping port.

by Downstrike October 23, 2005

La Crescenta

Pretty boring city in its self. There are so many druggies at Crescenta Valley High School that it made it on the LA news. There are some positive things about La Crescenta though. The main one being the fact that its not too far from the beach and its close to a lot of cities that aren't as boring. So basically, as long as you have a car, its an ok place to live. Kids who don't have a license will often take the bus to Montrose or the Glendale Galleria.

P.S. Beware of the kids from Rosemont Middle School. They are FREAKS.

I can't wait to get a car! Then I can get out of La Crescenta whenever i want!

by Urban Resident January 4, 2010

Cretenoid

A person who makes sentences like: "Then I heard something ,something so horrible it made me eat my pocket calculator while laser beams made from cannon balls were running marathons around my ironing iron."

The formal definition is a breeding mistake made by an idiot ,a moron and a kamikaze

PERSON A:Hey! How are you?

CRETENOID: I don't know. Disturbed.

PERSON A: Why?

CRETENOID: Becouse my door fell down and
started singing the national
anthem.

by Tale07.cro January 12, 2009

Crescent Elementary

Crescent Elementary is a wonderful school with grades K-6 and has fantastic teachers to help students learn and make sure students have a very bright future ahead of them. The school has a very nice environment around it and has students wanting to go to school every day.

Crescent Elementary is a place where students have a future.

by -vinh-khiem0777 March 29, 2020