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creeptastically

Something that is creepy and fantastic at the same time.
Searching for your ex-wife on the internet is creeptastically fun!
by wyldcherry May 23, 2009
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Creepsterbate

The act of masterbating while creeping/perusing through social networks.
-I totally creepsterbated to this girls unprotected Facebook profile last night.

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by BigBoy099 May 5, 2011
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creeptasticness

An adjective used to describe nouns, either proper or not, that are, by definition, creeptastic. Usually used in such a way as to describe things that are socially or visually creepy.
"That guy freaked me out, staring at me with all that creeptasticness!"

"Ugh, that dress just screams creeptasticness."

"Oooh, look, it's Creepy McCreeper in all his creeptasticness!"
by Thorne Thornton August 31, 2011
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creepsalt

People who act creepy toward someone, then lash out when people don't respond the way they want.
She declined a date with the cringy british boy shouting inappropriate things at her, so he turned around and called her a whore on Twitter. What a real creepsalt.

The creepsalt is real with this dude.

No matter how many times he tweeted her, he couldn't get her to slide in the DM's so he got real creepsalty and blocked her.
by actualliteraltrash April 9, 2016
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Creeptard

A person, non-gender specific, that is the highest form of creepy that it's "retarded" how bad their creepiness is.
Dude, did you see the way that dude freaked out on Janet just barely?! Dude just went full "Creeptard" on her!
by Mr. GotJokes April 1, 2019
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Creeptacular

A combination of creepy and spectacular, commonly used after horror movies or stories. Used as a adjective substituting scary or thrill of scare
I watched Paranormal the other night. It was pretty creeptacular
by Margot and Kristin January 18, 2010
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CREEPSTER

A CREEPSTER is a SOMEONE WHO GIVES OFF A Creepy Presence (See CREEPSTER Definitions #1 & #2).

A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPSTERS #3
21. Tattooed Single Parent Mothers Who Bring Home Lots of Men to have Sex With, while Their Kids Watch.
22. People who wear lots of Heavy Gold Jewelry to Show Off & To Give Them a Heavier Sense of Self-Worth.
23. Mothers who Tell Their Married Daughters that Affairs will “Spice Up” Their Marriages.
24. Drunk Fathers who have Sex with Their Daughters and/or Step Daughters.
25. Most Women that Wear Leopard Skin Inspired Clothing & Dark Sunglasses.
26. Fathers Who Take Their Teenage Sons to Bordellos/Whore Houses to Sexually “Break Them In” and to “Make Men Out of Them.”
27. All Cougars: Old Vain Women Who Need to Have Sex With Men Young Enough to Be Their Sons.
28. Married People that Tint Their Car Windows Dark so that They Can Have Sexual Affairs with People they Meet at “Back to School” Night and at Work.
29. Mothers who Sexually Flirt with Their Teenage Son’s Friends.

30. Drunk or Mentally Unstable In-Laws who Offer to Give You Oral Sex “On The Side” at Family Get Togethers, while Your Children Are in the Other Room.
31. Old Slut Mother-in-Laws who Try to Undermine Your Marriage, so that Their children will End Up Divorced & As Miserable as Themselves.
32. Spouses who make a Game of Bringing Around Their Sleazy Lovers During the Holidays and Act Like Nothing is Wrong.
That guy at church with the goatee beard and Russian "Mail-Order Bride" "Half His Age" who "Hits On" Everyone is one Heavy Creepster.
by Tina from the BGCA August 19, 2014
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