crayons

if u don’t smell like crayons then leave.

me: yall know damn well what crayons i’m talking about

by haha lol xd November 4, 2020

craponomy

The science of classification of turds, according to a predetermined system with the resulting catalog used to provide the conceptual framework for discussion and ANALysis.

We need to refer to the published guidlines for craponomy

by diana gibson July 21, 2004

Ass Crayon

The resultant fecal protrusion as result of fighting off the imminent need to defecate, that has moved beyond the turtle head stage. Ambulatory movement while in this state results in the subsequent movement of the Ass Crayon, thus creating a abstract expressionistic piece of art on the inside of the persons underwear.

Not wanting to crap in the pub's gnarly toilet, Drew knew his wiggling Ass Crayon would make quite a masterpiece as he waddled his way home.

by teh collective January 13, 2010

Crapolita

A Mexican crap/crapola.

Oh crap! Look at that crapolita Pepita left on the porch! I think she had too many tacos...

by maty.eats.mangos July 4, 2011

((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

A crayon

I'm coloring with a ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

by idntkur August 30, 2010

crapola

An expression of the word crap; double shittiness when something goes wrong.

"Crapola, my car stereo is gone!"

by CrazyMike February 10, 2003

Crayolas

Anything that's excessively cray.

Were you at the after party on Friday? That shit was crayolas.

by itsjustinternet January 29, 2012