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want some cranberry juice?

a nice southern way of asking for cranberry juice
.
you want some cranberry juice?”
“yes I diddly darn do billy.”
by deeznutsfactory August 15, 2021
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Cincinnati cranberry

When you shit in a girl's pussy while she is on her period. The blood then turns the shit red like a cranberry. This step is optional, its all up to personal preference. But you can also cum on it to make it taste a little better. The final step is just go get a spoon and scoop it out and eat it.
Ian was fucking his girlfriend, Olivia. When he decided he wanted to go get something to eat. He was to lazy to get up to go get some food, and he was already about to nut, and shit. So he decided to give her a Cincinnati Cranberry
by Sheree is a faggot. December 1, 2016
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cranberry prayer

a mixed drink consisting of lemonade, cranberry vodka, and a splash of sprite
pour the cranberry prayer in a glass (or solo)
by johan3132 January 31, 2009
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cranberry condom

An early morning discovery of a penis covered in menstrual blood.
"I took home that girl from the bar and fucked her bare-back. The next morning I woke up with a Cranberry Condom"
by Greg Proops April 22, 2008
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cranberry season

1 - Having a period

2 - Menstruation

3 - Vaginal Bleeding
Cranberry season is an inconvenience, especially when it comes more often then usual.

Having a case of the cranberries, she had to resort to Greek.

The all you can eat buffet option was closed for the week when she came down with the case of the cranberries.
by jessikka_rabbitt December 8, 2009
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Cranberried

having sexual intercourse with a female while she is
on her menstrual cycle.
Hey bro, you remember that girl from last night's party? I totally cranberried her last night!
by Twatts February 2, 2010
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Cranberries on a Shitlog

A phrase used to describe something utterly disgusting.
"Dude what would happen if a girl had a huge shit then had her period?"
"It would be like cranberries on a shitlog."
by avenshmit May 2, 2010
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