craphead

Between a poopy head and a shithead, a craphead is someone who is a real moron and has no respect for people of the opposite sex.

Look at this craphead, he's got no respect for girls and talks shit back to his teachers!

by dangnuggets June 29, 2016

craphat

When someone does something displeasing to another person, the annoyed person may assign the annoyer craphat-wearing status.

My roommate taped over the Iron Chef marathon before I got to watch it. He totally wears the craphat.

by Valerie May 24, 2004

Hover Crapht

To take a dump while your ass hovers over the toilet, while not making direct contact with the rim. Knees are bent at almost 90 degrees, using ever muscle in your thighs to not touch.

I just hover craphted! The guy in the stall before me, dropped a bomb on the toilet seat. I couldn't sit on that shit.

by Chefboaters September 25, 2009

Blow It Out Your Ear Craphole

An expression used in modern culture meaning that the "Craphole" in question should "Blow 'It' out their ear"

Biff: I so beat you in that game man
Bill: Blow it out your ear craphole

by Cracker Jay February 21, 2003

crapholic

A person who is addicted to accumulating crap.

My husband is a crapholic, he likes buying crappy sports equipment which ends up crowding our garage.

by Thebigmoney January 17, 2008

crapheads

liberals
or
staff at kempslanding

Person 1 "You are a craphead"
Person 2 "I am not, I am a conservative republican"
Person 1 "sorry, man."

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

craphomeon

somebody whose house smells like crap and makes you want to puke when you step inside their house.

awwww! Your house smells like crap! You are such a craphomeon.

by aaron henderson October 10, 2003