caillou

A fucked up kid's show about a spoiled little turd who gets upset when he doesn't get his way.

If Caillou was real, I'd kill him.

by BklynKnight March 6, 2005

caillou

Such a Little brat and a CUNT. Caillou is a dickwad that only cares for himself and hates everyone.

hey caillou you're a CUNT

by CaillouIsACUNT September 15, 2019

Caila

Queen bee

Has lots a friends
Gorgeous and pretty
Loyal

Hey who that girl over there it's caila

by Cbyhgbh August 1, 2017

caillou

satan himself born into a little child twat's body

"Oh look, it's satan... wait no that's caillou"

by okpleasestop May 10, 2018

And the cat's in the cradle

An expression used as a respond when someone passes the millionth raincheck for a get together or date.
Derives from the Harry Chapin song "Cat's in the Cradle", telling the story of a father who never has time for his son and when the son grows up, he never has time for his father.

- So, how about that movie night we've been trying to have for six months now?
- Dude, I can't. Not now, I've got a lot on my schedule. Another time?
- "And the cat's in the cradle". Fine, another time then...

- Brad, dude, we've got this awesome party coming up this Friday. Why don't you join us? You've been away for months with your job.
- I can't, I have another deadline on Friday. I'm sorry. How about next Saturday?
- "And the cat's in the cradle". Screw you Brad, you never have time for us anymore.

by Henkibojj May 19, 2011

cailyn

cailyn's are absolutely amazing girls. they get along with anyone unless you get on their bad side. they are very athletic and keep things real. they also make great girlfriends. they are reliable and will listen tot anything you say. whenever you get the chance too, meet a cailyn!

i wish i was cailyn

by xoxabc August 21, 2009

caillou

A worthless piece of shit that walks around killing people with smells and looks. he doesn't know anything because he gets kicked out of every school. when he gets in a fight he always wins because of his looks and smells, no wonder every body is scared of him. when I try to watch the show I have nightmares for the next week or so, Caillou is the biggest horror movie/show, that's why he gets no fricking views, people are to scared of him. he's the new momo people die because of him, why so dramatic im over here locking all doors and closing all windows also blocking that show. when people see him at the airport they get on a plane immediately even if its not there plane, just to get away from that ugly-ass cancer infected bitch. no wonder people are starting to jump off bridges, because of this little f*ck

mom: go to your room
Caillou: *destruction of the world*

by badaja man March 16, 2019