A situation in which things are extremely fucked up, poorly planned, or chaotic, similar to clusterfuck and FUBAR. Learned this word from University of Wyoming Geophysics Professor Ken Deuker while doing a gravity survey in which things were not planned very well. Apparently the word comes from a time that he saw a female coyote in heat being mounted by two male coyotes on either side, a coyote tripod.
by konamixplate June 30, 2012
Get the Coyote Tripod mug.adj. the third and final phase of sheer unattractiveness.
Phase 1-(one-bagger) so ugly you need to bag her/his face so you can't see it.
Phase 2-(two-bagger) so damned ugly that you bag your face as well, in case the first bag falls off.
Phase 3-(coyote ugly) so hideously ugly that you imitate the action of a trapped coyote and chew off your arm rather than face your "conquest" from the night before.
Phase 1-(one-bagger) so ugly you need to bag her/his face so you can't see it.
Phase 2-(two-bagger) so damned ugly that you bag your face as well, in case the first bag falls off.
Phase 3-(coyote ugly) so hideously ugly that you imitate the action of a trapped coyote and chew off your arm rather than face your "conquest" from the night before.
when I'm a little drunk I'll hit on a one-bagger.
when I'm really drunk I'll settle for a two-bagger.
when I can barely see, talk or walk, then, and only then, will I accept coyote ugly.
when I'm really drunk I'll settle for a two-bagger.
when I can barely see, talk or walk, then, and only then, will I accept coyote ugly.
by earpuller October 10, 2005
Get the coyote ugly mug.When someone (especially in a business setting) is proposing something at a meeting that’s totally ineffective.
(People at a corporate office were searching for a way to scare off geese that were fouling up the grounds. Rubber coyote decoys were used to try and scare the birds away . . . but it didn't work.)
(People at a corporate office were searching for a way to scare off geese that were fouling up the grounds. Rubber coyote decoys were used to try and scare the birds away . . . but it didn't work.)
“Biff, you and I both know that having employees share computers to cut back on costs is a rubber coyote. It’ll decrease productivity and negatively affect morale.”
by dtm1971 April 24, 2010
Get the rubber coyote mug.The act of inserting your thumb in a girls anus in an attempt to distract her from the fact you ran out of dick to fuck her with
Johnathan: bro, i heard you and Jessica went at it last night. How was it?
Patrick: dude, that girl had one fat ass on her, i had to give her the ole whiley coyote.
Johnathan: damn man did she notice?
Patrick: nah man i shoved my thumb so far up her ass she didnt rralize a thing.
Patrick: dude, that girl had one fat ass on her, i had to give her the ole whiley coyote.
Johnathan: damn man did she notice?
Patrick: nah man i shoved my thumb so far up her ass she didnt rralize a thing.
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Get the coyote mug.Even with a built ls3, ported heads, blower, full exhaust, tune, and 75 shot, Bills ZL1 couldn't fend off non liberal's 2013 5.0 Coyote Mustang.
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