Simon Cowell anti-christ

Simon Cowell, the most evil person in the world is actually the anti-christ.

Simon Cowell, the creator of idol and x-factor, also known for signing terrible ''''''musicians'''''' as 5ive, westlife and Il Divo, Is secretly on a mission to destroy all that is good about music by homogenizing it and changing it from being all about music into all about marketing. Soon all our musicians will be attractive white folk with perfect teeth and no creative talent, knowing only how to sing vapid, cliched love songs in the style of karaoke if he is not stopped soon.

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Simon Cowell anti-christ

by Daneoid81 March 4, 2011

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Cowels

Cancer of the Bowel, also known as "the Cowels"

He's got a touch of the cowels!

by Mr. O'Leprosy March 14, 2011

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emily cowell

Short but will never grow, very kind and a lovely person to be around. Very pretty but also very indecisive and oblivious.

You are Emily Cowell alright...

by pancakedr June 26, 2023

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Simon cowell

Simon Cowell is not the following.

He is not:

Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully

He is:

A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.

Simon Cowell is a man of probity who portrays morals and decency.

by UltimateDoge May 7, 2021

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