courtemanche

tha best mofukkin last name evaaaa
pronounced as:
COURT as in ahhhmothafucka im in court
AHH as in ahhhmothafucka im scared
MOSH as in ahhhmothafucka im in a mosh pit.

"ohhhaaaiii who you"
"they call me courtemanche, wilmur courtemanche bitch"
"oooo dayum yr so kewl"

by Frankfurth Heimenschlumer March 19, 2009

constellations

Used to describe the circumstance of someone having a large quantity of pimples, particularly on their posterior.

Making a bad porno movie worse were the myriad constellations of zits upon the actor's asses.

by Rod Brock July 26, 2006

few planets short off a constellation

not altogether sane, weird, eccentric, crazy

Tom Cruise is a few planets short off a constellation, what with his jumping on couches and whatnot.

by okami31 September 30, 2008

courtland

someone who tries too hard, and always finishes last.

courtland is a nice but maybe too nice

by courltand June 26, 2020

Constellate

To Constellate: to look up in the night sky at stars and make up random and new Constellations.

Constellated (past tense),Constellating

Nina and Jerry sat outside one night gazing at the night sky, they noticed some stars were brighter and made different patterns, Jerry said to Nina that one looks like a cat, and so became the Cat Constellation. The next night Nina asked Jerry if he would like to Constellate with her again.
also similar to Constellating is gazing at clouds and saying that one look like an elephant as different shape clouds float by.

by Nstenb October 3, 2010

Bryce Courtenay

A popular author, born 14th of August 1933.
Some of his popular books are:

-The Power of One
-Tandia
-Whitethorn
-Matthew Flinders' Cat

Bryce Courtenay is the best author ever! My favorite is the book Tandia!

by cloverbea May 27, 2010

Constellation

When a black man has anal sex with a woman, and afterwards gets down on his knees and she spray farts the cum out onto his face making it look like a constellation of stars.

Aaron: Damn dude, that Becky chick was a freak. Tried to give me a constellation after I tore that ass up last night.
Dave: Did you let her?
Aaron: Course I did. Bitch was the Pelè of anal. Gotta keep that shit coming back. Gnomesayin'?

by extenz October 13, 2017