constitution talk

Laying down the law.

Guy:“You have to give up one thing for the rest of your life: oral sex or red meat. Which do you choose?”
Girl: “Meat.”
Guy: “Damn girl, constitution talk.”

by AGhoody December 14, 2017

bostitute

A quadriplegic prostitute you can easily carry around like a bowling ball.

Hey, Derek, don't forget to grab the Bostitute and your badass bowling shoes.

by Joe-nell June 9, 2016

constitute

To compose, form.

The three midgets constituted the human castle

by Larstait November 7, 2003

US CONSTITUTION

a document that is ignored by the United States whenever it deems appropriate, kind of like the Geneva Conventions

There is absolutely no consistency for when to follow the constitution, and when to ignore it.

by rise up rise against June 16, 2004

crosstitute

A person, usually of the hardcore religious right, who uses the word of God to further a political agenda; similar to a fundie. e.g., Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, George W. Bush, etc.

Randall Terry was on TV last night crosstituting for Terri Schiavo.

by die7fox May 22, 2005

US CONSTITUTION

Slang for toilet paper

President, Judge, Congressman or Senator: Hey, I have to take a dump. Is there any US Constitution left, so I can wipe my ass when I'm done?

by KISE1 December 18, 2007

US Constitution

1) An obsolete document printed in the 1700's on hemp paper, establishing a new democracy and forming the basis for our current government. Well written piece but the Homeland Security Act has rendered it ineffective for protecting US citizens from illegal searches and seizures by our own police and military, under the guise of terrorist hunting.

Your property may be entered, searched and items removed without a warrant to do so, no notice the authorities were there or any written inventory of any items they may have taken.

by jrh5356 April 15, 2005