costello

someone who is very immature and sarcastic at times, but ultimately funny in being so. This person also has sadistic ways of going about things, but can be very serious about certain things. Costellos always push people to do their best. They are also very soft on the inside, and may disguise liking you in forms of teasing and sarcastic comments. All in all, Costello's are very beneficial to have in your life if you know their rules and play by them.

My swim coach is such a costello, but he's the best coach I've ever had.

by someswimmer333 April 4, 2009

george costanzaed

Based on the Seinfeld characted "George Costanza," 'George Costanzaing' is the act of taking back some of the money one has left for a tip, most often while the money is in the waitress/waiter's hand.

I totally George Costanzaed that waitress when I realized you left 15.00 on a 20 dollar tab!

I'm not one for George Costanzaing, but I refuse to leave more than 2 dollars for this waiter!

by Diarrhetoric March 13, 2010

costanza

A wallet bursting at the seams with an unusually large amount of non-monetary paper items and rarely used cards.

"Tom has Library cards and McDonalds receipts dating back to 1978 in his Costanza."

by chart December 15, 2008

costanza

A Costanza is not being able to come up with a quick retort. Instead of being able to think on the spot, a Constanza thinks of a good comeback on the way home, in the car, the following day, two days later...

A Costanza then tries to recreate the conditions under which he was originally insulted so he can fling back a witty retort. The results range from pathetic to miserable.


retortcomebackinsult

"Costanza, the shrimp store called and they're running out of you."

by balls for wits January 8, 2009

noah costello

a sexy mf

do you see that guy over there he looks like a Noah Costello

by dream is invalid February 22, 2022

costa mesa

Sometimes known as "costa misery," this area just north of Newport Beach is home to affluent Orange County residents and is actually quite nice. They are not usually as rich as people in NB, yet the area is quite nice. There are some cool parks in and around the city. It's pretty calm, as well.

"Costa Mesa, I love thee."

by surrealfx June 3, 2006

George Costanza syndrome

A mental condition in which a person blames everyone else for his own failures.

Both Alex Ferguson and Jose Mourinho certainly have the George Costanza syndrome as they blame the referees for every one of their losses. Real Madrid fans have the George Constanza syndrome as they claim UEFA favors Barcelona FC over Real Madrid.

by Zeus is the Lord October 28, 2011