Costco moment

When you do something of extreme autism, or when someone says something of low intelligence

"I write cheks to 330 people you know that" "yo that was a real Costco moment there"

by Hurting feelings globally December 22, 2020

Costco Man

a man who has heterosexual sexual conquests both high in quantity and quality

That dude is such a Costco Man! He took home three Laker girls from the Lakers/Mavs game!

by costcobrand April 29, 2011

Costco-itis

A condition where a person can not avoid going to Costco in search of a good deal on something, even when the person went to Costco the day before and doesn't even need anything at the moment.

Mark has such a bad case of Costco-itis, that on the way home from work he stopped at Costco to look around eventhough he just shopped there two days ago

by Chunkyc September 19, 2006

Costco boy

A Costco Boy is a lot like a Vsco Girl. Costco Boys always carry around a Kroger water bottle that’s empty. They also always have Cheetos with them, and they’re very chill dudes. They wear sweatpants and Dri-Fit T-Shirts. Their main catchphrase is “Tee hee” and “Don’t you have my Cheetos!”. They buy everything from Costco. They can be a boy or a girl, but their name is always Costco Boy.

Dad: I’m so sorry, but your dog died

Costco boy: Tee hee

by Hairy Cheeto October 30, 2019

Costco Clusterfuck

When the shoppers of costco all jam up the walking area wating for a popular sample. Impossible to get through, and usually ends up with the sample running out, causing rage.

I was trying to get myself some bread, but that monthly smoothie sample stand was causing a Costco Clusterfuck, and getting through it was impossible.

by armthecoolkid June 18, 2011

Costco Boy

A Costco Boy is a lot like a Vsco Girl. Costco Boys always carry around a Kroger water bottle that’s empty. They also always have Cheetos with them, and they’re very chill dudes. They wear sweatpants and Dri-Fit T-Shirts. Their main catchphrase is “Tee hee” and “Don’t you have my Cheetos!”. They can be a boy or a girl, but their name is always Costco Boy.

Costco Boy: *drops Cheeto bag*

Kid: *picks it up for him*

Costco Boy: Don’t touch my Cheetos!

by Hairy Cheeto October 30, 2019

Costco Message

Sending a Instant Message or Text Message with multiple questions/answers or responses into one combined bulk message.

Friend A: hey Costco message me instead of sending me multiple texts. i don't have unlimited texting
Friend B: Oh okay that's fine. how was that party last night? i heard it was pretty sick. any plans for later tonight? i heard everyone's going down to the lake later.

by ChrisXPPro1 January 5, 2010