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Cosmo Fuck Tips

"Scientific" fuck tips from Cosmopolitan Magazine, directed to morons who confuse muscle spasms with orgasms. Such as:
Before sex, go for a run, which "will raise her dopamine levels, easing her anxieties."
Cook some asparagus, since "it's packed with zinc, a key mineral needed for maintaining erections."
Eat some chocolate — it's caffeinated and so "can jolt the sex drive."
Drink orange juice. "Vitamin C boosts your adrenaline" and "the citrus will jumpstart her arousal system." Just drink it quickly, because she's about to start moaning, and once she does, she'll never stop.
Our sexual life? Awesome!!! We follow scientific Cosmo fuck tips from Cosmopolitan Magazine. You know... sex is just dopamine, androstadienone, phenylethylamine, zinc, and vitamin C.
by rperazag May 6, 2010
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cosmowing

(koz-moh-ing) verb. the act of leveling or cutting down grass with a mowing machine while consuming a cocktail made of vodka, Tripple Sec and cranberry juice.
Martin will be late for the picnic. He will arrive after he is finished cosmowing.
by djFargo April 26, 2010
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cosmo bomb

A game played at a bar by a group of guys which developed from icing. The object is to order your friend a cosmo without his knowledge. Usually other friend distract the victim while the order is being placed. The friend who receives the drink must finish it at the bar but if requested they must walk around the bar showing off their pink drink. The bomb can also be ordered for the friend that was the first to hit the bathroom in the bar. The real joke is that while the drink it very pink it is mostly alcohol. Pinkies out.
Dude I got blackout drunk after three cosmo bombs at the bar last night.
by Ser Rees McKelvey December 3, 2011
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CosmoAirways

A cool airline owned by Vintheruler1, created in 2022!
Damn, CosmoAirways is becoming so popular!
by CosmoAirways May 8, 2022
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Cosmo Kramer

Character in Seinfeld. Said to be so charasmatic that he has had children named after him. In fact, if you know a Cosmo, he was probably created in honor of Cosmo Kramer
Cosmo: Cosmo Kramer was named after me!
Friend: We all know that's not true because everyone named Cosmo was created as a tribute to Kramer.
Cosmo: Sorry, you are right
by whitepanther34 October 19, 2011
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cosmosis

To become one with the universe, by just being.
"Dude, you seem so enlightened. Have you studied philosophy or meditation?."

"No, I have become one with the universe simply through cosmosis."
by steve freund October 7, 2007
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cosmophobia

A noun (Psych.) Morbid dread of the cosmos and realising ones true place in it. Hence, cosmophobic, adjective.
She was a happy and outgoing person until she developed cosmophobia. Then, knowing her true place in the universe, insanity was inevitable.
by Stuart Concannon February 27, 2005
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