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coffee is for closers only

"Hey, where are you going? Coffee is for closers only. You should finish your shift"
by Seedosan May 19, 2014
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coders glaze

The distant stare coupled with a lack of motivation to sleep, eat, or defecate. This state is usually brought on by all night coding sessions trying to chase after that last bug. Applicable to web and application programmers alike.
When they finally broke down the door, they found poor Joe long gone his face frozen in a classic coders glaze fingers still grasping the mouse as an angry 404 error stared back at him from the screen.
by onoipooped January 16, 2011
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Owen-Comering

Masturbating In a Class and or Before class.
Student 1:I love Owen-Comering in P.E.
Student 2:How do You manage that with out anyone seeing you?
Student 1:I hide in the bathroom stall
by OrgyPig March 18, 2011
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Throat Closer

A throat closer is a peanut butter sandwich. It is aptly named because the excess amount of peanut butter (and sometimes Nutella) will cause your throat to feel like it's closing and make it difficult to breathe.
"Hey man, wanna have a couple throat closers?"
"No thanks, I don't feel like dying today."
by jerseybish January 19, 2021
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Snap My Coker

1. When one pulls an elastic choker and releases it, causing the choker to “snap” onto the wearer’s neck

2. Also known as “Break My Collar”, Snap My Choker refers to an erotic subgenre where a man would attempt to break one’s choker necklace by aggresive oral sex. The bulge from the wearer’s throat will cause the a high tension force on the choker, thus causing it to break/snap.
1. Pull on my collar. Don’t be shy. Snap My Coker.

2. I want you to Snap My Choker. Destroy my throat with that huge dick of yours~!
by HorniB0i April 7, 2023
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closer

in dating, one who is consistently able to seal the deal with the opposite sex, be it in the bedroom or in some other emotionally satisfying manner
- "He's been calling me for like 3 weeks now but nothing's happened."
- "Yeah, he's not a closer."
by woundedgazelle August 2, 2005
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Closer

Halo 9 and the fifth track on the Nine Inch Nails album 'The Downward Spiral'. One of their most well-known songs with an easily recognisable beat, influenced by that of Iggy Pop's 'Nightclubbing'. Sexiest song ever.
"I wanna fuck you like an animal;
I wanna feel you from the inside;
I wanna fuck you like an animal;
My whole existence is flawed.

You get me closer to God."
by reznor = god August 1, 2007
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