coroner drop

A dead homeless person in a body bag with their belongings neatly collected, but no one else around. Usually the result of the police or the fire department having wrapped up their work, but before the coroner has come to collect the body.

I was walking home from work and ran across a coroner drop under the highway. It was really depressing.

by stubbstarbuck69 October 16, 2018

rounding the coroner

As you are wheeled through the morgue, passing the doctor who is filling out "Covid-19" as your cause of death.

Having believed that the coronavirus was 'under control", that it would "disappear like magic", that wearing masks was for liberal wimps and that we were "rounding the corner", you were in fact only rounding the coroner. Under 'pre-existing condition' he filled in "believing a president who cared about no one but himself and nothing but his self-aggrandizement".

by Monkey's Dad November 15, 2020

Coronely

When Lockdown 3.0 is announced 2 days before Valentines Day.

Person 1: "Dan Andrews didn't want to take HIS wife out on Valentines Day, so he called Lockdown 3.0 for the whole state as a backstory"
Person 2: "What a douchéburg, my missus is going to be totally pissed. Guess we ALL going to be Coronely this year mate"

by EggBear84 February 13, 2021

reverse coronation

an operation, done alive or dead, where one removes the top half of the skull and removes the brain.

yourmom - "yo dude. did you hear what happened to Zakp?"
yourdad - "no."
yourmom - "someone did A reverse coronation"

by GrimCorn February 14, 2021

Coronely

For when you can’t fucking spell Corona correctly

Adam: Bruh I’m so fucking Caronely.
Brian: Are you fucking dumb? I thought you could spell Corona right, considering it’s been running rampant for well over a year now.
Adam: Yes, I see. I apologize and see the error of my ways. It is Coronely, and I see that now.

by BigPinkLoser__69 February 26, 2021

The Coroners

The way a piece of shit dad says "corona virus."

"Shayla got the coroners."

by TH16 April 14, 2021

max corons

Adherents to the moronic and irrational belief that Bitcoin (BTC) has to be crippled to a 1mb blocksize and that suffering extreme transaction fees, unreliability and slowness helps make BTC useful as a store of value.

Max corons don't believe in hard forks or blocksize increases.

by pyalot April 22, 2021