Coopering

The effects of crying (and/or swimming) while wearing black eyeliner.. when it runs down your face and you look like Alice Cooper.

"With all that eye liner, God forbid she starts crying.. she'll look like Alice Cooper."
(crying) "Who's Alice Cooper? Is she pretty??"

-Cougar Town

"She's totally coopering. Amateur move not wearing waterproof to a late night pool party."

by cougbow November 12, 2012

corning your own brisket

The act of inserting your penis into your own anus.

All the ladies will be impressed when you start corning your own brisket.

by brisketcorner July 24, 2016

coonerang

A person (usually black or vanta black) who behaves foolishly, showing up regularly to fuck with people and generally troll

“ I swear i’m going to assfuck that coonerang has into the ground “

by poggerchampion December 25, 2020

Cartering

When you have a crush on someone, but it goes way too far. To the point that you’re obsessing over them. No matter how many times they reject you, you keep trying. Too much perseverance.

“I think I’m Cartering over that guy over there…”

by Ms.Gertrude February 18, 2022

Bull Corning

Verb: The PG version of bullshitting.
Noun: The PG version of bullshit.

Can also be used to describe one who needs your help but won't get off their ass to come to you for the help they need.

Scenario 1:

Guy 1: Hell, Lumbergh fucked her.
Guy 2: What?? No!!!!
Guy 3: Don't listen to him, he's just bull corning.

Scenario 2:

Guy 1: Hey man, my car's not running right, can you look at it?
Guy 2: Sure, bring it by right now, I've got time.
Guy 1: Oh, well, umm, I'm kind of busy right now, so...
Guy 2: WTF dude! Why you bull corning???

by cougar694u April 5, 2010

dow corning

To be up for an activity

Paul: Are you coming to the party tonight?
Erick: I'm dow corning if your mom is there!

by JWMD January 20, 2017

Hair Covering The Eyes

My personal definition of bangs - Uriel 2017

I don't like saying the word bangs, I rather say hair covering the eyes

by Drhymen September 13, 2017