US CONSTITUTION

President, Judge, Congressman or Senator: Hey, I have to take a dump. Is there any US Constitution left, so I can wipe my ass when I'm done?

by KISE1 December 18, 2007

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US Constitution

1) An obsolete document printed in the 1700's on hemp paper, establishing a new democracy and forming the basis for our current government. Well written piece but the Homeland Security Act has rendered it ineffective for protecting US citizens from illegal searches and seizures by our own police and military, under the guise of terrorist hunting.

Your property may be entered, searched and items removed without a warrant to do so, no notice the authorities were there or any written inventory of any items they may have taken.

by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

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constitutional masturbation

To masturbate using an American flag folded up like a dildo.

I was so worked up I had no choice but to go for some constitutional masturbation

by 1970 ink slinger March 9, 2016

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Constituents

A friend, someone who helps you, a person who is always for you and supports you

Charles: is u or is u ain't my constituents

by Evo Reset June 22, 2018

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read the constitution

1. A phrase that is said to someone who is unaware of constitutional policies.
2. Synonymous with the phrase "look it up"
3. RTFM

The phrase was made popular by presidential candidate Ron Paul when discussing the need of a Declaration of War from Congress to go to war.

Republican: We don't need a Declaration of War from Congress to go to war.
Ron Paul: Read the constitution!

A: You can take 4 steps after you stop your dribble in basketball.
B: Read the constitution!

A: How do I connect my printer to my computer?
B: Read the constitution!

by nasalini November 2, 2007

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