Cranberry Trap

A "cranberry trap", not to be confused with cranberry mist is when someone cums inside a glass of cranberry juice.

Also refers to an attack from Flandre Scarlet, the extra stage boss of Touhou 6: Koumakyou ~ Embodiment of Scarlet Devil: Taboo "Cranberry Trap"

You fool! You drank my Cranberry Trap!

by Lavateinn June 21, 2020

Cranberry Loaf Facial

Term used when a gelatinous loaf of cranberry sauce bounds down the Ice luge at the top of shit fuck mountain, facializing the eagerly awaiting, open mouth recipient. The douche canoe on the receiving end of the Cranberry Loaf Facial is usually a sheepvest or similar breed.

“It aint a party til someone gets Cranberry Loaf Facials.”

“Bitch, come get yo CLF”

by Chocolate Assholes September 15, 2020

Cranberry woman

Female who’s on her period

Bob: Alina is on her ladies days

Luke: what does that mean
Bob: she’s cranberry woman, she’s on her period

by xx_a1ina March 10, 2021

Frosted Cranberry

When a guy cums inside a girl when she is on her period

Dude, I gave Amy a frosted cranberry last week when she was on her period

by Dario C. September 25, 2018

Thanksgiving Cranberry Musket Balling

Kicking up your traditional musket ball activity (the act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of the asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum) using a bulk sized bag of whole, fresh cranberries from your local Costco.

My grandma was furious when she found out my uncle Frank had taken her fresh cranberries and had been thanksgiving cranberry musket balling me in the back bedroom. She ended up having to use the canned cranberry sauce instead. I was farting cranberries out all through dinner.

One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.

He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Let’s just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.

by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020

want some cranberry juice?

a nice southern way of asking for cranberry juice
.

“you want some cranberry juice?”
“yes I diddly darn do billy.”

by deeznutsfactory August 15, 2021

chodberry

Someone who makes the same mistake continuously.

Person 1 - I crashed my car again yesterday.
Person 2 - Again?! You're such a chodberry

by elvis the dog February 19, 2010