cosmic possum

A person whose roots are Appalachian, but who has gone on to become educated while still appreciating his or her mountain roots. Coined by Jane Hicks in the poem "How We Became Cosmic Possums" and referred to in Sharyn McCrumbs's novel, "The Songcatcher".

JohnBoy of the old TV show, "The Walton's" was the first cosmic possum.

by GiggyGennelle July 25, 2010

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

A puppet dog that wears a fancy bowtie and constantly has a cigar in his mouth. His brand of comedy involves ruthless insults, mostly of celebrities and other famous people. Originally appeared on the Conan O'Brien show, but has made frequent appearances in other places. Currently he has "caroled" with Ozzy Osbourne and has his own music video on MTV called "I Keed" (that only shows late at night).

Snoop there's only room for one dog putz,
And I can rap, can you lick your own nuts?

by Sarahsuke December 27, 2003

comic relief

1. a character in a story that brings a light comic air into the work. Just as a hero brings heroism. The comic Relief usually does some halirious or haliriously stupid quip (stupid as in the example below)

Hero: Give me the girl off the train tacks, CR, I am going to ride off into the sunset!
Comic Relief:Gee, I don't think the young lady would like to be ridden into the sunset...

by 4die May 13, 2005

Cosmic Booty

A butt so perfect it contains cosmic powers. It looks so crazy good it becomes impossible to look away from it. Look into the butt, and you can look inside yourself.

Don't be jealous just because your booty doesn't contain infinite cosmic power!

Ashes to ashes, butts to butts. A piece of him shall live on forever, in the eternal dream, of my Cosmic Booty.

by Siim August 9, 2015

cosmic dd

Chocolate brownie with sprinkles on it , ask roger he'll tell u

I kaked Colin's cosmic dd in Rogers bucket at school lunch one day

by Delgotit October 7, 2015

Coomscrolling

Verb:
Similar to doomscrolling in that you scroll through a feed mindlessly. But instead of scrolling past what is mostly bad news. You scroll through a feed of pornography, likely while masterbating.

Jerry was stuck in a loop of coomscrolling through reddit.

by goodisfed January 4, 2023

Cosmic Rust Face Mask

When a woman sits on your face for so long that the pussy juice begins to harden on your face and you are able to peel it off.

Matt: “bro what’s on your face.” Brendan: “I just got done hanging out with Anna and she sat on my face for so long that I got a Cosmic Rust Face Mask!” Matt: “bro that’s awesome, I’ve always wanted one!”

by Schmittledick April 23, 2023