Convertsuasion

A one sided conversation with a Jesus Freak who is trying to get you to believe that a devout Jewish Man who died 2000 years ago is the ONLY way to avoid the Big Fire Pit of Eternity

I was joyously dancing with the Hare Krishnas, putting out my Prayer Rug and offering burned toast to my own God. Then i am combusted with yet another Convertsuasion. I would rather endure Satan standing in as a Life insurance salesman than listen to another Verse. Oh God send me an Indian woman who can cook vegetarian curry. Let me dab that red dot on her forehead then being only unto ourselves as we entertwine spirits and bodies. Robert J. Lanier (for search effects, Please)

by Robert Jochem Lanier January 18, 2008

hippie converting pee poop

when you go the bathroom pee then flush the toilet and realize as soon as you flush the toilet that you need to go poop. you go poop and flush again. feeling bad for over flushing you decide to start to give back to the environment and become a hippie and not the peace and love kind no you become a man who shits in holes that he had dug then buries them back up eats garbage doesn't eat meat and if you disagree with this person on anything related to the environment they will go "that's not cool,man"

this may seem like a honorable thing but in most cases unless the person was already like this on the inside the effects of a hippie converting pee poop are not permanent and usually are about 10 minutes to 10 days any longer and there might not be any going back

bob: whats wrong with jerry he has been acting weird lately
tim: he took a hippie converting pee poop

by turdcraft August 5, 2011

concort

to bring together so many ideas to solve a problem.

the lawyer concorted so many points before finally ruling the case

by Koranteng Alex January 27, 2008

Convert Bitch

A woman who pretends to convert to Judaism but actually remains loyal to her previous religion . Usually Irish. They generally spawn children who are unkind

"Dude, Daniel's mom is a convert bitch!"
"Ya, and her son is a douche."

by ghostman1369 May 27, 2009

convorape

to butt into an otherwise interesting and in-depth conversation and make it completely sour and pointless.

bob: so anyway, I was out with Julie last night...
joe: really? how was that?
bob: it was great. she's pretty, smart, caring and--
alan: hey d'ja hear about the car crash on i95?
bob:...
Joe:...
alan: what?
bob: screw you, alan. convoraper.

by jenou May 13, 2007

woman in confortable shoes

a polite term for a lesbian

no example needed, see above

by Jerry the Prophet March 3, 2005

Convertible Guy

An interesting person who is very full of himself.

Usually struggles to make decisions and plays with people's feelings.

Knows how to make people feel very important and lure them in.

VERY good with words.
Clingy. Very Clingy.
Will leave you when you need him the most.
Very hard to love.

"Oh you know she asked Convertible Guy to Prom"
"Wait really"
"Yeah he said yes and she is super excited"
"Tell her not to be too excited"
"Why...?"
"Convertible Guy has been using her since forever he's probably going to leave her last minute"

by bangerzintheazz69 June 11, 2019