Conjournomous

When something feel so good that you can't find words to describe it.

Wow! This mandarin is conjournomous!

by Kolade Oladipupo Akinyede May 7, 2011

Conour Kelly

He’s secretly a drug dealer when he says I’m going home he’s actually selling and won’t let people in his man bag he probably where’s Adidas or Nike and sleeps all the time

Friend: let’s go shops
Conour Kelly: nah I’m going home

Then he goes to sell

by A man February 23, 2020

Aram Contor

A monke who can box, he will probably kill you if you are not careful... so be careful.

Logan and Hector: Lol they say that Aram Contor is a fighter but that monke can't fight, you hear that bozo? wait....WAIT....WAITTT!!!!!

by B1rdyi May 16, 2022

Contouring

The act of physically estimating a mans erect penis through his pants while on the dance floor with the explicit intention of estimating its size.

Based on my contouring last night he’s at least 8 inches and circumcised.

I contoured so hard last night.

by tinytrex July 20, 2018

Contor

In the language of Diesle a video game controller.

Are you sure? I'll hook you in a contor!

by StaceyakaPlop September 29, 2006

Mongolian contortionists

People that do something that's already been done, they at least found it themselves. The below phrase is used now on the internet forum High Impact Halo whenever somebody finds a new trick that turns out to actually not be so new.

I've seen professional Mongolian contortionists do that before.

by Orange Soda King October 21, 2009

contouring

A girl that doesn't know when to stop with the makeup

I'm contouring my face with this overly expensive brush

by Drinky233 August 26, 2017