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David de lá Conquer

Watch out it’s the gingerbreadman... David de lá Conquer
by C4MSW3 December 9, 2019
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Conquer the king

The act of dethroning one’s girlfriend’s father by pounding him from the behind, furthermore ejaculating into his mouth. Only then will the king be conquered
“Hey bro want to come over tonight for a few beers and watch the footy?”

“Nah sorry bro I’ve got to go to dinner at my girlfriend’s place tonight. Who knows, I might even conquer the king!”
by The Unofficial President August 6, 2024
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Divide & Conquer

When a man is talking/texting multiple women and is loyal to all them, those beautiful goddesses.. and dominating I'm the bedroom, just don't get caught! ;)
Another Divide & Conquer Variation Definition:
When a Pimp/Player/Top G sweet talks & makes loves to multiple women...

When a woman describes a player:

"All that man does is divide and conquer women."
Or when a man uses it,
"I divide and conquer women, they all adore and love me." As the Man said presumably
Top G shit
by RumHamm November 18, 2022
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Conquering the Queen

When a man simultaneously urinates between the squatted legs of his partner.
I ended up conquering the Queen before we worked one out last night!
by Ocouple339966 November 21, 2020
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Command and Conquer

Move 1: Sign waiver.

Move 2: A man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum.

Move 3: Insert entire hand into vagina

Move 4: Find and grab lower intestine of consensual partner

Move 5: Using lower intestine of said partner, begin to masturbate until climax and ka-pow!

Move 6: Provide Tylenol and kleenex.
After she signed the waiver, we began command and Conquer.
by Dogcatchersmyrna July 2, 2018
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conquer the Greek Empire

To engage in anal sex with partner, for the first time, particularly after a long period of resistance.
After years of resistance, Trever thought this anniversary just might be his chance to finally conquer the Greek Empire.
by TCV August 16, 2014
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《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!! !!《.7.9.7.6.》
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