Couch Conquest

A strategic coup d'état of a couch or other piece of furniture. Accomplished by means of small, deliberate moves toward both extremities of the seating arrangement simultaneously. The end goal is reached when one maintains full possession of the couch, futon, sofa, or love seat. Ejection of any and all previous couch-goers to the floor is preferable. A cunning and underhanded move requiring skill, tact, and wit.

I wanted to stretch my legs, so I went all manifest destiny on Gus and Sam. They finally surrendered to my inevitable couch conquest, relocating themselves to the floor.

by Max77 October 26, 2010

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Urethra Conquest

The act of shoving a barrel of a PKP Pecheneg Light Machine Gun up a mans urethra

"If tim doesn't show up to the party, i will show him Urethra Conquest!"

by Freidrich Friednicht August 6, 2012

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Creature Conquest

A roblox monster-collecting game that uses 2D sprites.

Have you played Creature Conquest yet? I heard they have over 300 creatures!

by anonymous September 14, 2020

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Conqueronline

1.A online addictive game
2.A place where opinions doesn't matter
3.Where fat people around the world spends over 3k in USD on a free game
4.Where fat no life people treat this game as real-life

1.Vortex is a fucker who treats a game like its real-life
2.Venomkiller is a faggot who doesn't know english
3.Don't play an online english game if you can't speak it properly u stupid fag.

by -l337h4x0rz- NoN CoNqUeRoNLiNe FaG February 12, 2005

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World Conquest Moderation Team

WC Mods are power tripping assholes that ban people for absolutely no reason and have zero justification and usually get away with it. “well that’s just a normal discord mod?” Well there’s a twist, they are either A full on Taliban supporter ( Noorullah ) or a fat fuck that instigates fights like an asshat. There’s also the Child Predator AKA linkwhy.

World Conquest Moderation Team sucks ass

by typicalasshole June 28, 2022

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norman the conqueror

When you tie a rope or ribbon around a girls ankles and then wrap it around her neck causing her legs to be up in the air and causing her to choose between blood-flow and her own leg muscles.

"what did you get up to last night g?" "Oh you know just gave my girl the old norman the conqueror."

by senseiyenotha September 14, 2018

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