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Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer

1) A foolish teenager who roams around Disney wearing a plastic Viking helmet while eating footlong hotdogs.

2) A fierce and ruthless Viking warrior that travels to foreign lands, conquering anyone in his path. Nicknamed for his footlong horse cock.
1)

Son: “Mom who’s that guy on the Dumbo ride?”
Mom: “That’s Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, hold my hand and don’t make eye contact with him”

2)
Peasant Guy: “The village was raided last night, everyone’s dead or enslaved, and every house has been looted!!!”
Peasant Girl: “That was just Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, and he conquered me good” *wink*
by Carbohan March 3, 2019
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Divide & Conquer

When a man is talking/texting multiple women and is loyal to all them, those beautiful goddesses.. and dominating I'm the bedroom, just don't get caught! ;)
Another Divide & Conquer Variation Definition:
When a Pimp/Player/Top G sweet talks & makes loves to multiple women...

When a woman describes a player:

"All that man does is divide and conquer women."
Or when a man uses it,
"I divide and conquer women, they all adore and love me." As the Man said presumably
Top G shit
by RumHamm November 18, 2022
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On a mission to conquer

Obsessed and working 24/7 on taking over an industry/industries
by Ksnsbb June 18, 2025
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Command and Conquer

Move 1: Sign waiver.

Move 2: A man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum.

Move 3: Insert entire hand into vagina

Move 4: Find and grab lower intestine of consensual partner

Move 5: Using lower intestine of said partner, begin to masturbate until climax and ka-pow!

Move 6: Provide Tylenol and kleenex.
After she signed the waiver, we began command and Conquer.
by Dogcatchersmyrna July 2, 2018
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Conquered the forest

To be so successful in a hunting trip that you can fill your wardrobe with nothing but furs that you shot.
Person 1: "I haven't seen you wear anything but furs in the last month. Where did you get so many?"
Person 2: "I conquered the forest, so I've got a ton of furs!"
by Supabg December 2, 2014
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Conquering the Queen

When a man simultaneously urinates between the squatted legs of his partner.
I ended up conquering the Queen before we worked one out last night!
by Ocouple339966 November 21, 2020
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dee conquers

To overcome all barriers Ruler of self Control of circumstances Knowledge Wisdom Understanding #giving her the dee conquering her at the same time
giving her the dee conquers her at the same time
by Dee Conquers December 19, 2016
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