Connolly's Razor

A simple problem requires multiple complicated solutions to be discussed at length. This usually takes place while people are saying their goodbyes in an inconvenient location.

"It was nice to see you, goodbye. Actually... as per Connolly's Razor, let's go over the Christmas plans in detail while we stand in this doorway as I don't think what we agreed is suitable for my babysitter's gerbil"

by D-Rid November 4, 2019

Connolly

Connolly is a Latin word for a house of retards

Your family is so Connolly

by Jeff.bailey June 8, 2021

Connolly bear

A wild mythical person or creature that usually hibernates all day or plays with another mythical creature called an Iljas bum hole

That lad over there is a real connolly bear

by Jake_5599 June 24, 2022

Connolly

The kindest person i have ever met, she lights up a room with her amazing personality and style! she is always there whenever you need her, and never fail to make you smile!!

Connolly’s one of a kind kinda of gal

by Giulia Giuffre December 24, 2022

Connelly-Ed

Getting a 5-Minute Major in Hockey for Head Contact, to sell the gold medal game.

Bro Connelly-ed the game.

by TeamCanadaFan October 20, 2025

the connolly

a sexual act involving placing four fingers in a girls vagina at the same time and flapping them about wildly.

named after the high school teacher of the same name

boy 1: so did you get any last night?

boy 2: aw yea i gave her the connolly

by KR28 October 10, 2011

Steven Connelly

Whipped beyond all measure.

Dude 1: Bruh are you coming to my party this Friday
Dude 2: Nah man I'm going to see Fifty Shades of Whipped with my girl

Dude 1: Wow bro you're such a Steven Connelly

by xxx_alpacca_wrangler_xxx July 27, 2016