conlife

The lifestyle of being in the convention industry and the things that go on behind the scenes and the daily life of the convention worker.

Another weekend,another convention hey that's con life.

Omg I am so sick of being on the road and at conventions every weekend,ughhh conlife.

by LaSquirrel January 18, 2018

Conlusion

Can be a typo of "conclusion" or used as a non-existent word that sounds like a real one.

"I have reached the conlusion that Bob is retarded"
"Everyone's fighting, it's a whole conlusion inside there"

by CreativeUsername286 June 10, 2018

Conlin Rent Unit

A unit of measure for currency related to rent. This unit is similar to how rent-controlled New York determines value but is a special measurement of success based on someone's proclaimed expenses, as a sign of importance or hierarchy in society.

Generally set at $1000

The more I pay for rent, the lower other expenses relatively become.

I pay $1000 for rent and that hamburger costs $11, that is like .011 Conlin Rent Units (CRU).

I can't afford that, its 2.2 CRU, or $2200

I pay nothing for rent, so my CRU is 0.

by thesexualpunisher September 8, 2020

Conley

A very handsome guy who treats women right and is depressed but is loved and cared for and cares for them too

That handsome bitch is conley

by spazzerino July 16, 2021

conlocon

conlocon is a fat cunt who loves to play football he’s a great friend but gets his humongous cock out in serious situations if your friends with a conlonlocon your a very lucky person

omfg have you seen conlocon’s cock

by conlocon March 1, 2022

Ian conley

A hot guy who all the girls like while he likes an un-popular girl.

Ian Conley is so cute but he doesn't like me.

by Brookie404 July 13, 2016

The Conlin

He sells crack at your local Walmart and has probably stabbed everyone you know watch out because he will come for you if you rip him off in a drug deal he is also Irish. A downside is he eats poop so yea. But he is also SUPER HAWT

The conlin is so cool. I am date conlin because he hawt

by Held doen8639363973 May 30, 2020