Contort

An actual retort.

"Did Contort leave again?"
"Yeah, this is the third time this month."

by Contort January 2, 2019

Contortionist James

Contortionist James (born Troy James) is a contortionist knows for his appearances on Australia’s Got Talent.

Contortionist James does cocaine with Miss Beaudry in the dryer

by Jizzelle Booty July 20, 2020

royal consort

A royal consort is a woman who is used for sexual gratification among a royal family a person who is matted with frequently for the mans pleasure the woman’s enjoyment and in fact her wants and needs are completely irrelevant it is only the man who is using her body to achieve orgasm that matters

King Louis really liked the appearance of Sara so commanded her family to give her to him to be used as his royal consort whenever he was horny

by Chauvinisticbastard December 3, 2021

ConnorTGG

a person with a personality disorder manifesting itself in extreme antisocial attitudes and behavior and a lack of conscience.

"Brian is such a ConnorTGG"
"Yeah, he really is!"

by Affe Furz April 1, 2019

Contortionasst

A person with the capability of being flexible in performing different positions while having sex.

"My girl and I had amazing sex, knowing the fact that she is a pro contortionasst in bed"

by Jugulator May 12, 2014

ConnorTGG

a person with a personality disorder manifesting itself in extreme antisocial attitudes and behavior and a lack of conscience.

"Brain is such a ConnorTGG"
"Yeah, He really is"

by Affe Furz April 1, 2019

Consortium

A word referring to a group of true and false crabs, such as spider crabs, hermit crabs, and blue crabs.

“Look at that consortium of crabs feasting on those dead horseshoe crabs. “

“There are so many of them!”

by I eat sawtooths for breakfast January 5, 2022