Confucked

Really fucking confused

Bro I don’t know what’s going on, I’m confucked.

by Iannsagod2 February 27, 2020

Confuckered

Seriously twisted, fucked up situation/person/place/thing.

This is one confuckered website!

by WeirdAuntMartha November 1, 2003

confucius say

confucius say man who goes thru airport turn style side ways is going to Bangkok

confucius say a man who goes thru airport turn style side ways is going to Bangkok

by Jhawk July 24, 2008

Confucius

The man whose teachings are indirectly responsible for the pressures that Asian parents impose on their children

AznNerd93: omg my parents told me to break up with my girlfriend for the sake of filial piety due to this Confucius dude

by inquilinekea July 13, 2007

confuckused

The love child of 'fucking confused'

I'm confuckused about how Whippy Griggs isn't globally reknown.

by J-Money July 20, 2017

Confuckulated

when something is so clapped it becomes confuckulated

Yo jimmys dick is so confuckulated it goes left right and sideways

by Jah42069 October 17, 2019

Confucktion

When a confusing situation is fucked up beyond belief.

The parking at the mall at Christmas time was a complete confucktion.

by Boogiemomm April 4, 2017