Confucking

When something is so fucking confusing that it is Confucking

Flounder: Yo i had this dream with a car and these gurls and you were in it and so was my grandma

XXXander: Yo your dream is CONFUCKING XD

by XXXANDER1 July 11, 2009

confuckinfuzzled

confused confuzzled and fucking basically

a: " if i work out the standard deviation of the number of trees in the amazon and mached them against the trees in cumbria, then work out a symple formulae x/y+g=..."
b: " JUST SHUT UP IM SO CONFUCKINFUZZLED....wanka"

by Soldja June 16, 2007

cross of confusion

A symbol that shows the question of the existance of a god.

I wear the cross of confusion.

by Daniel P. February 14, 2004

Evil Confucius

A Vietnamese woman who assumes the most negative for every situation, in which she believes to always be the truth that everyone should follow.

"Mommy, my friend wants to say hi!" "That bitch probably just wants to see how I look so she can tell her parents about how ugly I am and check out our home so she knows what we have so she can call her little friends over to rob us clean!" "But mom, she just wants to say hi and thats it she's a nice person!" "NO SHE ISN'T IF SHE WANTS TO DO ALL THAT! STOP TALKING TO THAT GIRL NOW BEFORE SHE KILLS OUR WHOLE FAMILY!" "Oh my god mommy your such an Evil Confucius.."

by Pinker May 28, 2008

Stupendous Confectionary

After Chris Eubank’s appearance on Gogglebox, all members of the UK community have agreed on a new term to replace ‘Sweet Ones’, namely Stupendous Confectionary. This term describes very beautiful girls who catch the eye of somebody

Before : ‘Look at that lighty over there, she’s a sweet one on my mothers!’
After : ‘Yo g, that lighty is some stupendous confectionary!’

by El Nigrito July 9, 2019

Cultural Confusion

Being one race (European, African-American etc) and raised in another (European being raised in Japan, African American being raised by Euro-Americans)

I am the definition of cultural confusion, I'm a black kid raised in a primarily Euro-American world. I have no idea what's goin' on when I go to the ghetto!

by Anna L J June 26, 2006

Confectionist

A Confectioner creating elaborate confectionery designs using a wide array of sugar based foods. which may include: pasteries, fruits, chocolates, and sugar based meats.

We will choose the best Confectionist to cater our Sweat Treats Extravaganza.

by Hippie Chick November 23, 2013