Conceitisism

The practice of being conceited. This is also the practice of finding oneself so ridiculously good looking that you fall in love with yourself and no one else. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to, cockiness, looking in the mirror excessively, talking about yourself constantly, bragging about your hair cut and man sweater, and last but not least, thinking highly of one's abilities.

"Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?"

-Derek Zoolander

**this would be considered conceitisism**

by matt williams (PV) March 15, 2011

conch shell shots

taking shots of liquor, preferably tequila, rum or vodka out of a conch shell by pouring liquor into the shell and drinking form the base. Usually done with a large audience of people chanting *CONCH SHELL SHOTS!* as they are taken.

Everyone at the party last night got tanked when they all did a round of conch shell shots.

by Bcorb June 28, 2011

Conchcocken

The act of making love to a conch and having ones penis become lodged inside by a frightened animal

Bob was Conchcocken and lost half his dick.

by Sarcasm56 September 8, 2016

Conceited asshole

Someone who is strongly proud of himself or his accomplishments.

Chris said that he could do 3 times more push ups than Ædôn could. So Ædôn called him a conceited asshole.

by T-bone 420 December 18, 2017

backseat coaching

When overprotective parents, grandparents or homosexual cousins of players yell demands from the stands, becnhes, or observational area which disrupt the entire game, piss off the coach and tear the conventional moral fabric of sportsmanship.

(Unatheleitc six year old kicks the ball into their own goal)

Overcompetitve masochistic alpha male (father): JESUS F***ING CHRIST JENNY. THIS ISNT F****ING RECESS!!! YOU'RE A COMPLETE FAILURE F**K!

Coach: Jesus, this is just AYSO we're not actually playing soccer!

Stever Irwin: Here we have the primitive backseat coaching father, who never acheived anything significant in life so he takes it out on his seeds.

by thatonekidwhoreallyisntfunny March 14, 2011

concisely

to say something without unecessary information.

"Describe concisely how sexy u r"

by Sexy-bobba July 20, 2003

canchis canchis

Sex. Intercourse...canchis canchis.

I'm bored...let's get some canchis canchis going on!

Last night we had amaaaaazing canchis canchis!

They had some canchis canchis, and she ended up pregnant

by Mars Artemis February 14, 2009