conch pants

Pants that ride high up the anus during a sporting event such as the high jump. commonly seen during sports days worn by the kid whose mum still buys him y fronts for 7 year olds

Example A
'harry granger has conch pants today!'
Example B
Person A 'Ha look at Ismail'
Person B 'Yeah he has conch pants'

by Jason Stanel February 11, 2008

Magic conch

between a woman’s legs, her vagina.

He wants a piece of this magic conch !!

by tko2jks September 28, 2019

Conch Pussy

A woman possessing a deep spiraled vaginal canal sometimes due to deformites of the uterus.

Jim met a young lady down in Key West a few years ago having such a vagina and discribed her conch pussy in great detail. Reflecting upon this affair, he remarked that it reminded him of making love to an empty conch shell.

by J. R. Parker June 30, 2008

Conch Shitter

Blonde little girl who shits in conch shells.

She looks like a conch shitter.

by Bracastyle November 9, 2018

conch park

The closest motor vehicle spot at destination that can be legally parked at. A play on the association between the "conch" in Lord of the Flies as the object to signify the "power" of public speech, ie. "power park"

Suz won't get a better conch park than that unless she parks in the disabled spot

by DrdodoDarren July 6, 2005

conch

A big lard ball that is repulsively disgusting and green

"I ate a conch that was sitting in the fridge last night"

by Bagger May 13, 2005

conch signal

when you fart in a toilet bowl and it signals war

man, i just conch signaled and we took back the holy land

by HelloDanknessMyOldFriend May 17, 2017