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When you are debating in an online forum, and someone tells you that you cannot say this, ot think that, or say the other.

They may tell you that by expressing your opinion you are "offending them personally" or that if you continue to speak you are "a fool."

They will accuse you of every "ism" there is, even though you are not guilty or they are more guilty of this.
You are in a forum discussing the fact that you were a victim of crime, or you injured yourself at the gym, or you are a victim of harassment, or racism.

Suddenly the "e communist" will emerge and begin to engage in e communism!

"You cannot come in here and say that you are the victim of a crime, stop being a cry baby, grow up, and get over it, we are all bored, you offend me by continuing!"

or

"Your injury at the gym was your own fault, please stop insisting we all listen, we have all heard this story before, keep it to yourself, there are more important things to discuss here, and your injury is not one of them!"

or

"You say that person was racist to you, but I think you are inventiing it. I have never seen anyone in that area being racist, and you are a cry baby. Grow up and get on with your life, we have more important things to discuss here, your issue is not that important, and I don't believe you in anycase!"

The success of the e communist, is often dependent on how good the mods are, or how much a nuub the person asking the question or seeking advice is.

A good responce is either ignore the e communist, or tell them to get lost.

sadly many people end up apologising and leaving the forum, with genuine problems left unanswered, and the e communist grows in strength.
by Myself123e June 19, 2010
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Communism

Something dumb 14 year olds think is da shit, even though it’s failed everywhere it’s been introduced. It littleraly is one of the dumbest ideas ever. You could go to law school and be the best lawyer ever, and a lowly cashier would make the same amount of money as you. Also, it fails because the government becomes greedy and that’s something that will never stop in the government
“I’m so glad communism’s been introduced!”
1 year later....
Someone shoot me, please!”
by Rabbit breast November 27, 2018
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Communism

Needs Less Stalin, needs less greed for it to work properly.

Also means communal ownership of everything.
Damnit, I feel like I could sure use some Communism right now.
by Templar895 October 9, 2005
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Femboy Communism

The trend for a large portion of the femboy population to tend towards socialist / communist beliefs. Femboys are some of the most compassionate and loving things in the world (and also so fucking hot like holy shit) and thus this causes them to assume that the human population is less prone to corruption than it actually is. It is still up for debate whether a communist society populated entirely by femboys would be successful and useful to the global economy.
Man 1: Dude my bf just told me he's a socialist.
Man 2: That's Femboy Communism for you.
by cumslut171717711 March 20, 2022
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communism

Communism has only killed 100 Million people.
by John Lenin October 20, 2004
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Communism

Communism is an ideology that tries to achieve the Communist Society: a classless, moneyless, stateless society with common distribution of means of production.

The idea of Communism belongs to Karl Marx, who described is a utopia where consumer goods are given to people based on their needs.

As you probably expected, establishing it is nearly impossible in our reality, so every state that tried these theories has only achieved Socialism.

In this definition I described Marxism, there are many other forms of Communism.
Karl Marx and Frederick Engles described Communism in their book, "The Communist Manifesto" in 1848.
by AdlerHidolf July 4, 2021
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Communism Penis

A penis, but it's not your, its everyone's
Your penis? No, no, OUR penis. Communism penis, its simple.
by River is God February 25, 2022
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