computer

A machine which calculates data and performs commands given to it by a person who uses it.

Computers are now a part of human society.

by AYB March 10, 2003

Computer

A computer is device used for various things

Manan namans brother is not allowed to play on the computer

by KiloCharlie2131 October 5, 2020

Computer

A machine that does work for You and even lets you find someones home address

Me: Yo dude i got a sweet new computer

Friend: thats really cool what Kind is it?

by Boyoboy420 June 11, 2021

computer

wireless internal fire-powered item

computer nerd: i got my super-power-w-i-f-i-computer
English nerd: wow a wireless internal fire-powered item so splendid!
computer nerd: it only cost 50$
English nerd: OK...
computer nerd: PC computer i am using and i also have a laptop computer

by cohenPirate June 15, 2018

Computer

The thing you're using.

Guy 1: Hey what's that?
Guy 1: A computer
(Guy 2 walks in)
Guy 2: Are you talking to yourself?

by WaysideWorks January 29, 2019

computer

A tool used for people to communicate with each other and have fake sex. The source of evil in the world. Started many a scary cults.

Callie and Ki started a cult, and recruited Kali, Bob, Anna, Nikki and all the rest. We blame those damn computers

by theeclique September 14, 2003

Computer

A book or a box, it never means what it says.

"Help" tab never helps

"Print" tab never prints

by NoGig November 18, 2003