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motorcycle-complaining

Three people are sitting on a motorcycle while the other is driving and the other two are fucking each other with a slight curvature of the SIXTY NINE position eating ass and dicks. Usually used for three gay guys.
"Damn you got me hard watching you both motorcycle-complaining" Jack (The Big Booty Dumptruck)
"Shut the hell up before I eat your ass"
by Do(r)cking March 10, 2023
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Complimentary Complaining

To complain in a nice way when trying not to hurt someone's feelings, but you want to get your point across.
Hey thanks for fixing my coffee but it's different today it's not as hot and it's too sweet, It's good though I'm just doing a lil complimentary complaining.
by ewanders1 October 10, 2022
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complainer content

Short videos where a person complains to the camera, often recorded alone in their car. This type of content typically involves tired or repetitive issues with little resolution offered, designed more for social media engagement than constructive dialogue. It’s characterized by exaggerated frustrations and often feels unrewarding to viewers.
Every time I scroll through my feed, it's just more complainer content about things we can't change—like, why are you yelling at your dashboard?
by Jay Tees December 7, 2024
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Complain

Guy 1: Hey, you enjoying at this party?
Guy 2 (sober): Nah man, I be complaining
by 99coronasonawall March 16, 2020
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Complainication

The act of communicating entirely through complaint.
After 40 years of marriage, my spouse and I had developed a cold, yet effective form of complainication.
by zharzhay May 28, 2024
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What you sarcastically quip back at someone who is bemoaning da fact dat he wasted ten minutes of his life doing something dat turned out to be useless.
Dude #1 (having just super-briefly talked to customer-service after waiting an absurdly long time to get connected): Man, what an insufferable delay just being stuck on hold --- THAT'S ten minutes of my life that I'll never get back!
Dude #2: ...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!
by QuacksO April 29, 2024
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complaining

the human female equivalent of mansplaining. Complaining is the principal female response to the fact that there are things in the universe that they cannot control. Although the genetic phenotype for complaining is present in all humans, it is repressed to varying degrees by the presence of a Y chromosome due to the selective advantage that complaining holds over mansplaining. In short, the burden of perpetuating the human genome falls much more upon females than it does on males; and it is substantially safer to complain about one’s lack of control over objects and events in the universe and do nothing about it, than it is to mansplain the universe to the ends of trying to change it. The phenotypic distinction between males and females in regard to the complain/mansplain dichotomy is observable in the typical male’s reaction to female complaining consisting of attempting to “fix” the thing being complained about, rather than taking the safe route of simply pretending to listen and then doing nothing.
Female- This definition of complaining is stupid.
Male- Well it makes some interesting points about the utility of complaining versus mansplaining.
Female- Now you're stupid.
Male- I understand.
by Ratched, RN May 31, 2023
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